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united states of america

Oh god don't get me started on the USA! It's the worst country in the world. Around 3% of them are normal people. The 97% are one or more of the following: "gangstas", racists, gang bangers, dumbasses, over patriotic! Everybody hates america! And they especially hate George Bush. He's ruined that country! Iraq, 9/11, 7/7 all because of USA!
English Representative: Hey ur from the united states of america aint ya! See we english don't speak posh and retarded like we do in ur films!

American Representative: Oh yea. Oh well i am too dumb to think your normal!
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Montclair State university

The second bigest public school in New Jersey. Known for its commuter students and lack of school spirit, Montclair State University has some of the lamest parties that one can attend. College is what you make of it, but at MSU you'll have to make the most of very little.
Montclair State University sucks, go to a real college.
by Hans Christian Eichman November 6, 2006
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United States of America

I hate it. The people are dicks and you can't afford anything. I'd leave if I could. If I'm so free how come I can't leave? Because I don't have any money because I refuse to lick their balls and kiss their asses. They are egomaniacs and batshit crazy people all of them. They are all retarded there are some cool ones but most are fucking idiots you wish would drop dead. They are good at pretending though but the country is full of homeless and poor people because there are no jobs and you can't survive on minimum wage. But they'd rather give you a bus ticket out then give you a job. Not that a job would matter because you can't survive on minimum wage. America is a big pile of crap I hate it I'd live in Amsterdam if I could where I could write books.
by Mehohehmeh July 31, 2009
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united states of america

A very large country in North America who consider themselves best in the world. But they are not. All presidents come from rich family because to be president, you need to be rich. If someone criticizes this country, they become angry and say things like "you're just jealous," why the hell would we be jealous of a place where you can't go faster than 55 without being pulled over and everyone solves disputes by waving guns around. They say that they saved the UK's arse (yes "arse" not "ass" ass is a donkey) from invasion in WW2 even though we'd saved our own two years before the US joined when the RAF won the Battle of Britain. They refuse to use the metric system or spell colour properly, full stop (no, not period, that's the blood that comes out a woman every month or so). The US asked us to go to Iraq with them and we did but they thanked us by repeated "friendly" fire. Now they want to pull out and leave us dealing with the mess they created. America think they can push every other country around and most prime ministers obviously agree. If i were prime minister, i'd tell the rich, stupid president a thing or two. For a start, they would have to get their planes the hell out of the UK and our overseas territories!
In conclusion, wouldn't it be great if the government of America collapsed and they could stop being such a hindrance to peace and happiness.
"Hey, lets go to the united states of america for our holiday"
"god no, do you want to get shot?"
by Hujanika Bolokofpt September 11, 2007
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United States

A large imperialist superpower that is populated with 50% pricks and 50% OK people. The United States is ruled by a corrupt government made up of dumb hicks who can't spell and couldn't care a flying fuck about the people of the United States, but still have the most power probably in the world. The United States can be a bad place to live because the legacy of segregation lives on. There are areas where whites cannot go and areas that blacks cannot go. Race means alot in this huge, strange land, so much so that extremist anti-integration parties like the KKK (white racist), Nation of Islam (black racist) and many others have alot of power that they shouldn't have. They also have a shit army which somehow has recently managed to kill more civilians and allies than enemy soldiers, but is still referd to as the best army.
by Kilo Lobo July 1, 2003
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Penn State Greater Allegheny

A small satellite campus of Penn State located in Mckeesport, Pennsylvania. The smallest, most boring, middle of bum-fuck nowhere (right outside of pittsburgh, but still...) town ever. They have a dairy queen, wendys, and taco bell. Hope you like taking shits after every meal? i would invest in sani wipes, because these mckeefucks were never taught hygiene either. Interested in sports? Too bad, get ready for marching band competitions every weekend.

Now back to Penn State. This probably would not be the best choice for someone who's racist, because YOU WILL GET KILLED. the ratio of white to black is about 1 to 10. Oh and everyone is on financial aid. Welcome to the Penn State endorsed Community College.
Penn State Greater Allegheny Student: I skipped all my classes today and don't plan on studying for my exams. Gotta love dem taxpayers!

PSUGA Applicant: I got into Greater Allegheny and I didn't even graduate! SICK LIFE. Should I get a tutor with my Math 003 Course? Subtraction sounds pretty fucking intense.
by KoolKid1014 October 24, 2010
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the corrupted tri-state of Asia

(n)
made up of China (the People's Republic of China), North Korea (the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea), and South Korea (the Republic of Korea) considered as cancer of Asia
East Turkistan, South Mongolia, Tibet and Taiwan are not parts of the corrupted tri-state of Asia.
by Shineya Chong October 28, 2005
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