Spitoon

When you spit a dip into a girl/guys ass during sex

I gave her a spitoon last night Bobby Todd.

by Bobby Todd June 13, 2018

Spitovich

A person who uncontrollably spits on others when speaking.
A.K.A. Chris Spitovich

Todd: Dude what's wrong with you?
Chris: Nothing what are you talking about?
Todd: You're Fucking spit ting on me!
Chris: Dude I'm sorry I can't help it.
Todd: Fucking Spitovich.

by Me24668 July 31, 2018

SPLATOOSH

A combination of 'splat' and 'splosh' and other things that um err ya.

SPLATOOSH! Went Jeffery.

by Ihatekpop August 1, 2018

split parsonality

Where someone acts arrogantly/annoyingly "pious 'n' preachy" ("I'm as honorable as a parson!") when publicly interacting with others, but is in reality a totally selfish/dishonest jerk in his private actions.

I somehow can never develop much respect for some highfalutin nose-in-the-air who claims to be a religious fanatic, but who also cannot appropriately handle even a simple moral-question situation --- talk about a split parsonality!

by QuacksO August 7, 2018

split pea soup

When a man or trans female ejaculates after having his penis cleaved in two.

I love drinking split pea soup; too bad that the stench of his blood ruins the flavor a bit.

by golfytiger August 10, 2018

splitting at the seam

A girl or woman who has gone through puberty

Person 1: That 18 year old woman is hot.
Person 2: Yeah, cause she is splitting at the seam

by Flat for the food September 27, 2018

split the wizard

When you win a chili cook off with armadillo meat and cinnamon rolls (Kansas specialty)

"Hey Mayra, how we gonna split the wizard here?"

by Kansas Armadillo November 14, 2018