smash

to masterbate

i smash every day about 4-6 hours

by bug2000 February 6, 2004

Super Smash Brothers Brawl

A fighting game for the Nintendo Wii, Brawl features characters from all over the Nintendo franchises (plus sonic and snake), and lets them beat the hell out of each other.

A solid fighter played by many, but severely hampered by incredibly stupid and annoying 'additions' that come very close to completely ruining the game. For example, your character has a chance to fall over and lay on the ground at any given time, which is absolutely inexcusable for a fighting game. Another example is how the game gives you the ability to save replays, but only if they are less than three minutes long, and no serious battle is ever that short.

However, the biggest problem with Brawl is its unbalanced nature, with the character Metaknight having the unfortunate combination of being infinitely better than the entire rest of the cast and requiring practically no skill to use. This means that a less-skilled player can easily beat a professional just by using Metaknight, and that makes tournaments and such incredibly boring and stale.

Because of these unimaginably stupid miscues by the developers, a group of players hacked brawl, removed all the stupid crap like the aforementioned trips, and balanced the characters. The new version of the game is called Brawl+, and you can play it on the Wii.

Those who don't want to play a hacked game often find themselves going back to Smash Bros. Melee, the prequel to Brawl - a fighting game that you don't randomly fall down in.

Super Smash Brothers Brawl player #1: So let me get this straight - you just won because my character randomly fell over and you nailed me with a Bair while I was down?

Brawl player #2: Yep. Talk about an empty victory. I feel bad for you.

Brawl player #1: Melee?

Brawl player #2: Melee.

by The Middle Road August 10, 2009

smashed asshole

pr. sma-sh-d ass-hol

(n. vulgar humour)

1. Something that resembles a compressed rectum or flattened anus

2. A metaphorical term regarding the look of another's pug fugly visage or something disagreeable

Wow! Did you actually try to make your face look like a bag of smashed assholes or were you born that way...?

by Jake-A-Jew August 18, 2006

smash cheeks

1.The act of waxin that ass to perfect.2 Premeditated assault of that ass by any means necessary 3. Goin straight H.A.M on the pussy.

Example: After a short conversation you take a bitch to your,hers or anyone's crib for that matter and smash cheeks! It doesn't really matter how it goes down as long as it goes down by any means necessary and your games on point. the hoe or hoe's(if u go hard) must be down! The more ppl who see or hear it the funnier it is in the morning and more cred is awarded. Let the games begin.

by Drake and B February 21, 2011

dick smasher

A useless person, N.A. equivalent of wanker, or tosser.

Dubya is a dick smasher

by Butthead December 2, 2005

Super smash bros melee

The literal best competitive fighting game in all of existence

“Fuck fortnite let’s go play super smash bros melee on my old game cube”

by My ass October 3, 2020

smash

1.)To have excess amounts of fun at a time.
2.)A gay dog.

1.)Mike's party last week was a smash.
2.)I think sparkey is a smash

by Mister G_Money November 24, 2002