sloppy roast beef

stretched out and saggy vaginal lips.

I was finger banging and was about to go in for the kill when I saw the sloppy roast beef.

by Jerry Jelinek May 27, 2008

Slapped in the Face with a Turd

A facial expression exhibiting shock or surprise mixed with disgust.

When Jim saw his sister getting tag teamed by his roommates, he looked like he'd been slapped in the face with a turd.

by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005

slapping bitches

According to the rules of certain popular video games, a requirement to advance to the next stage of the particular game.

"Dude, if I wanna get to the next level in this video game, I hafta start slapping bitches. I think I need to whack like four more."

by kevintheman1 July 9, 2007

sloppy kisser

1. Noun- a person who kisses using excess saliva and predominant use of tongue outside of mouth

Dear diary, she's a sloppy kisser, had to wipe my mouth off with my sleeves several times, but I'm still fallen for her.

by your.mojo.on.drugs July 8, 2009

Sloppy Reuben

a sloppy reuben is where you put your dick between two pieces of marble rye bread along with sauerkraut and swiss cheese, and start to jerk off, when youre about to finish you take it to your woman and say "here honey i made you a sloppy reuben" and when she goes "what's a sloppy reuben", you say "here, take a bite!", when she goes to take a bite you ejaculate into her mouth and say "thats a sloppy reuben, bitch!"

Mephisto: "Man, my girl eats all the time, last night she kept asking me to make her a damn sandwich."

Gman: "Did you make her a sandwich?"

Mephisto: "I sure did! A Sloppy Reuben!"

Gman: "awesome!"

by aeraxeur February 28, 2011

Sloppy Steve

When you befoul an airplane bathroom so throughly it is forced to land.

Bannon became notorious in aviation circles for inventing the "sloppy steve" as a response to having his in flight beverages cut off.

by Brad Parscale January 5, 2018

sloppy boner

the condition when a said individual is wearing the pants commonly reffered to as "track pants" and contains a semi-erect penis, usually the aftermath of a full-force hard-on, induced mainly by male influences., looks "sloppy" as it flops around with the loose pants, very noticable and very disturbing. originated in Ontario by a one "yomar" when describing this condtion, original comment "hey, you know that guy SLOPPY BONER CARL!?"

"eww, dude, look at that guys sloppy boner, dude get some jeans"

"omg.... how am i gonna cover this old girl up......"

shit, people are gonna notice, i am so pwnd"

"PORK CHOP SANDWICHES"

by Chris G. January 27, 2004