Simone

A woman who is crazy Af! She will ruin your life, like she ruins hers. She a narcissist and makes up lies she will believe. She’s ghetto and cheap, any man who has interests in her; she will open her legs freely. Likes to fight and start conflict and would rather be high or drunk than be sober to a family dinner.

“Bro, my girlfriend cheated on me to score some drugs.”

“Sounds like Simone to me.”

by Fullthrottle81 July 14, 2020

Salmond

Salmond stands for the person in the crowed that no one notices until they do something outlandish. They usually try to become the center of attention whether they like it or not. The word originated from Salmon which is close to the type of fish so calling someone a Salmond (SAL-mond) can mean that they like to swim or that they just rock out all the time. Personal prefderance applied.

Dude! That kid is like Salmond! He can swim ALL day!

by thatguy2088 October 24, 2009

salmoned

the act of someone slapping their hands against the inside of another persons thighs, often a measure of just how much inner-thigh fat they have.

A big girl looks upset in the corner at a party....

girl: What's wrong with that girl in the corner?

guy: Hahaha! She just got salmoned.

by xxcoffeefeen March 10, 2010

Simon

A closed off guy that is super sensitive and sweet but doesn't want a single soul to know. Ever.

I totally thought he was such a rude kid, but he ended up just being a simon and had me totally swooning over him!

by Newbyknows October 13, 2015

Simone

A mentally unstable girl who escaped from a psychotic ward. Who is very ignorant and dumb, and loves being a baddy baddy! But also goes through extreme phases, and loves to write about them in her very embarrassing diary! And is secretly a psychotic paranoid car teletubby. She is a very interesting and odd person. Who has very amazing friends to help support her struggles. She also is obsessed with wolves and cars and video games. She is an athlete who loves to run. (Weird right?)

"Omg, what the heck your being a Simone!"

by Rainbowwolfy June 19, 2017

Samone

Another word for someone

Don't let Samone be a priority when to them you are just an option.

by Samone December 3, 2003

smoked out of my salmon

A common term used to describe the experience of being heavily stoned.

"Man I'm fuckin smoked out of my salmon!"

by Jon 85 LK July 4, 2006