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Steven

Um... I don't really know him but hey, i hear... that he is a vampire and I do have very reliable sources... Yes you know who you are.
by Captain Kokie July 15, 2008
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Steven

An Antisocial metal head. Hates people but is also uncomfortable around them. Has had a ton of bad experiences in his life. Loves alcohol and sex. Is extremely smart with an individual sense of humor. Super kinky
That quiet kid is a Steven. Don't get in a relationship unless u like hells music and strange kinks.
by Kitty234 June 11, 2017
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The act of mastubation. Word derived from the famous chemist who had a reputation for the aforementioned act.
Can I use your computer I really need a steven
by thesweetsmellofsuccess December 7, 2010
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Steven

The subject of a particularly cruel prank.

Made popular by an episode of Tom Goes to the Mayor titled Vehicular Manslaughter (S01E07) which guest starred actor/comedian Michael Ian Black.
"He looks like a Steven to me!"
by Dejackamo Von Rictor July 20, 2008
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A person who is usually awfully annoying, likes to brag, and fails at video games. Also, will encourage others that he is indeed superior at technology and will hack their computers. Will use words that you obviously won't understand and will make fun of the fact that you don't know it.
Person 1 : Dude, did you watch Mythbusters last night?

Person 2 : I was too busying plying Crysis and hacking your computer

Person 1 : Dude, you can't hack or play for SHIT.

Person 2 : JUST BECAUSE MY COMPUTER IS BETTER THAN YOURS, DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF ME LIKE THAT

Person 1 : Shut up, stop being such a steven.

An example of a what a steven would say :
OMFG I GOT NEW GAMEZ CAME OVER TO MY HOUSE KK?
by themorpheuskk1 March 18, 2009
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honors student

the honors student is one who fights for the extra point after they already have a 100. they dont just the hundred, they need the hundred and one. in an average honors class, you might find bloodthirsty competive opinionated jerks who are so socially backwards it hurts. these students tend to believe that the 'advanced students'and 'average student'are inferior....which makes it that much more embarassing when the inferior students get the 101
You are such a fucking honors student!!! why do u want that extra point!?!?...ur average in the class is a 98!! jeeez whats wrong with you?!
by nay and amers June 11, 2006
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steven tran

Steven Tran is basically the definition of the nastiest and most retarded faggot you'll ever meet, he simply is a blithering idiot that likes to suck his own left nut and eat boogers mixed with explosive diarrhea. This guy talks to more shoes than girls and has not seen his penis since birth due to the substantially large layers of fat that he cannot seem to rid no matter what, which jiggles extensively when he runs
Person 1: hey, what's the new kids name?

Person 2: idk, but apparently he is a Steven Tran.

Person 3: Nasty dawg!!
by 123456789qwerty123456789 June 27, 2018
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