over statusing

When someone writes EVERYTHING that they are doing in their facebook/myspace status.

Bob: Dude I'm so sick of seeing Erica's statuses.

Mark: I know seriously. I don't want to hear about her every freaking moment.

Bob: I know. She's over statusing again.

by boredomoverrules June 9, 2009

Felatin' Station

(Fa-lay-shin- Stay- shin) Deriving from the word "Felatio" and the word "Station", a Felatin' Station is a place where one specifically receives or gives felatio.

"Dude, let's go hit the Felatin' Station before we go to Lucy's party."

"Hell yeah dude! I've been thinking about getting Felatio at that place all day!"

by XaltairX July 25, 2009

Fake Statistics

A fake percentage to show off knowledge, stupidity, or to harass a group of people.

Example of "Fake Statistics".

Bill, "Hey dude, did you know that 39% of jocks in our school are school are gay?!"

Victor, "LOLWUT"

by Jerio November 8, 2009

hammock status

A conditioned achieved when one is so intoxicated that he or she could at any moment pass out in a hammock in the rain, possibly requiring a search party composed of semi-sober underage persons.

Do you know where Justin is?

He was hammock status about an hour ago. We better check the back yard...

by Lobster Fest 2009 March 5, 2010

Decepticon Status

A fat women so fat fat fat you can't tell shes pregnant from all the fat.

Guy 1: Yo, did you hear about Bertha?

Guy 2: No man what's up?

Guy 1: Shes Preggo dude.

Guy 2: Holy shit dude, I cant ever tell. She's gone Decepticon Status.
Guy1+Guy2: BERTHATRON.

by dorktron March 15, 2011

Leather State

As coined by Adam Carolla, the LEATHER STATE refers to the condition of being half erect or the state between flaccid and having a boner. The reference is derived from the use of the term in ceramics crafting, as clay is generally referred to as being in the "leather phase" when it begins to harden and is difficult to work with.

Abbr. "Leather"

Adam Carolla: "Did you see that girl? Man I'm starting to get some leather (leather state)."
Other 'Losers' in Ceramics Class: "Yeah that girl is definitely leather material"

or

Adam Carolla: "I did a couple of bumps of blow and got leather."

by RMENIAN March 30, 2011

Leading Status

The act of posting a vague, attention seeking update on your social network profile that requires other users to inquire about your status.

John: "That girl Ashley posts nothing but leading status updates. Today's was, 'Why do things like this always happen to me?'"
Pete: "Things like what?"
John: "No one knows, she's trying to lead you into feeling bad for her and comment on her update."

by Bestkeptsecret July 25, 2011