You might be a redneck if...
* you watch NASCAR 24/7
* you got suspended or expelled from school more than 10 times in your life
* you find it appealing when big-booty girls fart
* you have a crush on a swear word
* you hate minorities and women
* you watch NASCAR 24/7
* you got suspended or expelled from school more than 10 times in your life
* you find it appealing when big-booty girls fart
* you have a crush on a swear word
* you hate minorities and women
by dangnuggets November 4, 2016
Get the redneck mug.when a group of fellow red necks get together and want to have fun. they have a eating contest while they watch NASCAR, the food consists of any dead animals found in backyard, trash(milk jugs or beer cans) and hand fulls of oxycoton, to wash it down with a miller lite. the judge is usually the mom/sister/cousin/daughter
billy ted: did you see Jimmy Jonhson win last night
fred: nah, we were having our regular redneck eating contest, my sister said i won
fred: nah, we were having our regular redneck eating contest, my sister said i won
by Billy ted JR January 31, 2010
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a hillbilly from texas whos hard working and is called a redneck for show offy way of doing things like a texan.
by jeff January 23, 2005
Get the redneck mug.It's when you hookup with a girl who won't let you beat, so you leave her FAT ass hickeys all over her neck so when she goes home she gets in trouble.
So, girls, always remember, stop being prude!
So, girls, always remember, stop being prude!
What ever happened to that chick at that party last weekend?
I straight up rednecked that bih. But she's grounded now.
I straight up rednecked that bih. But she's grounded now.
by Jake Clark October 25, 2007
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by pheebes234 February 20, 2010
Get the redneckulous mug.Sandwich made from whole wheat bread, Chocolate dutch sprinkles ( has to be Dutch), and margarine. Simple yet surprisingly delicious, this Dutch pastry was invented by Nick Leistra's mom in 2010. The term Redneck Cupcake was coined by Natalie Rose in 2011.
by Shred Bear November 1, 2011
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