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ramen girl

When you have a $100,000/yr salary, a paid off car, a mortgage that's less than $80,000,no student loans, but you still have to eat ramen your girlfriend is so financially screwed.
Hey Bill why does our friend Rob never come out to the Pub? He would but he's broke. His ramen girl drains him dry.
by hel112570 May 27, 2017
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Raeness

A girl who is very shy when she's around some she likes. She is a big dare devil and she is very weird and crazy (in a good way.) She thinks she's ugly and she can be. She thinks that having a lot of friends and losing them afterwards is a big waste of time. She will always have a small group of friends and cares about friends and family the most.
Raeness is weird, but I like her.
by MinYoongi_IsMine June 3, 2017
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Raeness

A girl who is very shy when she's around some she likes. She is a big dare devil and she is very weird and crazy (in a good way.) She thinks she's ugly and she can be. She thinks that having a lot of friends and losing them afterwards is a big waste of time. She will always have a small group of friends and cares about friends and family the most.
Raeness is weird but she's my best friend.
by MinYoongi_IsMine June 3, 2017
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rajene

Highly ambitious young pretty lady who is full of laughter.
My friend Rajene is a pretty ambitious young lady to be around.
by La'shalle September 2, 2017
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Ramen

A dehydrated block of noodles reheated with water (preferably boiling). Usually comes in different "flavours". When I mean flavour, I mean sachet of salt and sodium with a bit of artificial flavouring like Chicken or Beef or Curry or Pork or whatever artificial flavour you want. Originally invented in Japan in 1958 as a sort of luxury item in Japanese grocery stores as wounds from atomic bomb droppings were healing, it is now the fodder of poverty and poor college eating with American students.

How to make it:

1. Open the bag and put the noodles in a big pan.

2. Pour in water and bring it to a boil, stirring for about three minutes.

3. Dump in the sal- I mean seasoning.

4. Stir it and dump it into a bowl.

5. Grab a fork (OR CHOPSTICKSU IF YOU ARE NIHONGIN!!!!!!!!11)

6. Leave the bowl on the table and find some actual proper fucking food (or consume if you are either on the brink of having your telly repossessed and your electricity turned off from the Electric Company or if you are a Weeaboo)
"Mum, I am tired of eating ramen for dinner!"
"Shut up you little twat. Either you eat ramen or you have to bathe in the river".

"So to begin our first day of Culinary, Patricia, what's your favourite food?"
"OOH I LIKE NIHONGIN FOOD. LIKE CURRY! OR RAMEN! OR SUSHI! OR TOFU! OR KAMABOKO!"
"First of all, curry is from India. Second, get the fuck out of my room and into a flophouse".
by ProBeb September 20, 2017
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ragenade

Something Ez|mS|mC Gnu! |fS| tries to accuse you of doing whenever he gets bodied by a frag nade. He will also hypocritically ragenade other players and deny doing anything of the sort when called out on it.
Gnu: Was that a ragenade?
Well reasoned human: Its a 2v2 bro
Gnu: autistic screeching
by Globoss October 23, 2017
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ramen

by iejfweijfwifweiojfweiojfiofnwe October 29, 2017
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