Indian Guy: Damn indians are hairy
Black Guy: I go outside, i can't even see myself man!
Chinese Guy: I love dogs.. They taste good!
Guy 1:I'm not racist, but i like mocking myself and my culture.
Guy 2: Oh I see, so you race yourself.
Black Guy: I go outside, i can't even see myself man!
Chinese Guy: I love dogs.. They taste good!
Guy 1:I'm not racist, but i like mocking myself and my culture.
Guy 2: Oh I see, so you race yourself.
by WhysoBluSmurf? July 13, 2012
Get the race yourself mug.Letting a homeless man use your telephone to make an important call and he accidentally calls one of your friends.
Susie: "Was that a butt dial?"
You: "No, I'm sorry about that. You know Jimmie Jamz, the homeless guy who always hangs out on 12th and Walnut? Well, I let him use my phone and he called you. It was a Rack Dial."
You: "No, I'm sorry about that. You know Jimmie Jamz, the homeless guy who always hangs out on 12th and Walnut? Well, I let him use my phone and he called you. It was a Rack Dial."
by James Hides August 9, 2012
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Get the Raccoon semen mug.Preparing or being prepared for a race. Usually a bike race and involving practices directly opposite to those of professional athletes or the keen types who think they actually have a chance of troubling the scorers at the sharp end of the pack.
To be RaceReady requires as much dedication and determination that's found in your average Olympian.
RaceReady can also apply to your equipment, a muddy bike will only require a once over with a stiff brush to be fully RaceReady
To be RaceReady requires as much dedication and determination that's found in your average Olympian.
RaceReady can also apply to your equipment, a muddy bike will only require a once over with a stiff brush to be fully RaceReady
Gorging on pancakes and coffee on the morning of an event or quaffing half a dozen light ales the night before would render the (non)athlete RaceReady
by mattmbr May 24, 2013
Get the RaceReady mug.Racimist is the illusion that someone is being racist but really they aren't. It is used to describe a group of friends making from of each other because of their heritage no harm intended and everyone knows that.
"Why are you guys so racist to Ben?"
"We're not, we're just making fun of him but he knows we have no ill intention it's called Racimist"
"We're not, we're just making fun of him but he knows we have no ill intention it's called Racimist"
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