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procrastigrading

When grad students or professors very thoroughly grade student papers in order to avoid doing real work.
Colleague: James, do you have your talk ready for the conference tomorrow?

James: Nope. I've been procrastigrading all week. These little *$&ers keep making the same mistakes every time.
by medisinn January 8, 2011
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prockend

an insult when you want to call someone a prickend, but your hands spaz up on the keyboard.
nick jones you prockend. oops sorry lol i spelt it wrong, i meant to say prickend.
by zuzuuuu January 13, 2011
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procrastinalysis

(Pro-crast-in-al-a-sis) noun.

Def: to put off intentionally doing something that should be done via methods of excessively running Excel scenarios on data, spending too long searching the Internet for impactful Clip Art images, or trying to represent theories in three-dimensional models in PowerPoint.
As Renee worked on the 160-page presentation for her boss, she was mired in procrastinalysis as she constantly worked on the deck, but never finished it.
by InquisitiveAKA February 25, 2011
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Procrastathon

A series of procrastination for multiple events all strung together. For example, you have homework for 4 classes all due the same day, but instead of doing a couple and procrastinating on the others, you procrastinate on all of them at the same time.
Jimmy: "hey dude, you finish that stuff for your sociology and your physics classes?"

Tim: "nah man, i ran a procrastathon this weekend."
by asianpanda March 17, 2011
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Procrastinight

The night before a large assignment is due where one pulls an all-nighter in order to complete it.
"Hey broski, wanna hang out tonight?"
"Can't, I've got a long procrastinight ahead of me"
by S4ndals March 24, 2011
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Procrastinatory

Relating to the act of procrastination, AKA the quality of being lazy. Describes the way of procrastinating.
She never gets anything done because of her procrastinatory ways.
by fhgrl33 May 10, 2011
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Procrasturbate

pro·cras·tur·bate.

Verb.

Procrasturbating is the act of masturbating as a form of procrastination.

To put off or to defer work or responsibility with a quick hand-shandy.

Sometimes referred to as a procrasti-wank.
I couldn't procrasturbate any more. I had no other choice but to do my essay.
by TMurray88 May 14, 2011
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