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Island porn

Porn you bring when you escape from prison and will not be near civilization for quite some time.
Almost got me raft ready okay, snacks check, clothes check, toothbrush toilet paper check, where's me island porn? Argggggggggghhhh where's me island porn!
by Solid Mantis December 17, 2016
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pokemon porn

We all know you watch it read it jackoff to it so don't sent it and give me the link to some Rosa/Mei porn

Fap fap

Yo motherfucker police

Shit gotta bust this nut first

*Already dead by overfapping*
Dude I jacked off to some Pokemon porn Mei porn
Dude that's fuckin disgusting

Ay o send me the link later
by Doomgamer January 20, 2018
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Porn Brain

A mental state in which a person has become so accustomed to porn they prefer porn to sex, buy expensive content and actually go so far as to click on the ads for herbal remedies that increase dick size. If porn brain persists it may result in fap out while prolonged video buffering can cause homicidal rage.
After some netflix my girlfriend led me up stairs, took off her clothes and passionately stared me down as she lay on her bed and for a moment I thought: "I should bookmark this".

Must have porn brain.
by Release The Dragon! January 30, 2017
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Ladybug Porn

Pornographic of the popular ladybug. Can include ladybug intercourse or ladybug masturbation. Ladybug masturbation consists of open its wings repeatedly.
Guy 1: Hey dude whatchu watching.
Guy 2: Oh I'm just watching ladybug porn.
by MonopolyMan27 January 22, 2020
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Corn Porn

The act of sticking corn up some one's ass or other region.
On Boku no Sexual Harassment they do some major corn porn.
by Fangirl December 5, 2004
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Pee Porn

Pornography where people enjoy watching other people urinate smelly asparagus juices in and around each others mouths.
Ryan came all over while jerking off to pee porn. After he was done he peed on himself and continued to jack off.
by bigbauABlax December 16, 2008
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goth porn

A kind of porn where the people who are doing it are dressed as goths. They have white makeup, black (usually leather) cloths and also the light in those movies is usually dim to produce a sort of dark, gothic athmosphere. It is, clearly, the best kind of porn because goth chicks are very sexy.
Guy 1: Eew, you smell like semen.
Guy 2: Oh, I jsut downloaded some new goth porn and cant stop masturbating to it.

WOW! My erection is bursting through my pants! Then again its no suprise because, after all, I did watch this goth porn.
by Porn-Viewer July 27, 2008
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