A costume worn to a party, usually by a male, that ensures the wearer will get lots of high fives, but absolutely no sex.
by ghostridethekipp December 26, 2008
Get the no play suit mug.For Inquiring Minds that Want to Blow, "chum play" between chums (i.e., same-sex pals) is a non-determinant boyhood right-of-passage ― from physicality to sexuality ― that ranges from "I'll show you mine if you show me yours" to using your flesh-colored "flashlight" to search for something lost in your chum's "dark tunnel." When two inquisitive boys, who do not yet know DNA for their budding sexuality, "play around" in any way with each others' you-know-whats, it's called "chum play." Most of the time chum play signals nothing at all about either explorer's adult sexuality ahead. Regardless of the label each boy eventually accepts, memories of chum play can be humorous and/or hot, but never hurtful.
"Steve, I'm sick of this video game. Pull your pants down." Not exactly annoyed, Steve asks why, and Bruce responds, "I can see in your gym shorts you have a boner while you're playing 'Angry Birds.' So let's figure out what else our joy sticks are designed to do." Bruce says, "But I'm not gay." Steve answers, "Me neither. This is 'chum play' between two smart guys with wood who know these hard things are made for more than peeing. I won't tell your girlfriend if you don't tell mine." Years later Bruce is best man in Steve's wedding to Eve. Bruce marries Adam. No regrets involved with "chum play," only a few strategic coverups. Discretion is the better part of chum play.
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Get the Play up mug.1)What you do when you don't have the strength of character to formally apologize to someone you have completely wronged.
2)When one ignores the "elephant in the room" because they are afraid of conflict.
3)When someone quickly changes the subject instead of stating an opposing opinion.
2)When one ignores the "elephant in the room" because they are afraid of conflict.
3)When someone quickly changes the subject instead of stating an opposing opinion.
1.(Night Before) Dave: "Susan I swear you are the biggest leach. You absolutely smother me."
(The Next Day) Dave: "Hey Susan! Good to see you today! Just remembered I don't have a date to the banquet tonight. Would you like to go with me as my date?"
Susan: "Don't play dull with me! After what you said last night, I never want to see you again!"
2. Husband comes home early in the morning totally drunk. Wife quietly makes him breakfast as if it was just any other morning.
3. Son: "Mom, what do you think of the giant dragon tattoo that covers my entire back?"
Mom: "You know what Son, I really like your new girlfriend Stacy. She's such a lovely person. You know she came by yesterday with some fresh banana bread."
(The Next Day) Dave: "Hey Susan! Good to see you today! Just remembered I don't have a date to the banquet tonight. Would you like to go with me as my date?"
Susan: "Don't play dull with me! After what you said last night, I never want to see you again!"
2. Husband comes home early in the morning totally drunk. Wife quietly makes him breakfast as if it was just any other morning.
3. Son: "Mom, what do you think of the giant dragon tattoo that covers my entire back?"
Mom: "You know what Son, I really like your new girlfriend Stacy. She's such a lovely person. You know she came by yesterday with some fresh banana bread."
by Wize One December 19, 2008
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Guy:Babe, I don't watch online porn just like I promised.
Girl: What are you doing?
Guy: Playing Pokemon, boy look at those Arboks
Guy:Babe, I don't watch online porn just like I promised.
Girl: What are you doing?
Guy: Playing Pokemon, boy look at those Arboks
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