go hard in the paint

To pop a boner and stick it into a can of paint.

Joe: I go hard in the paint every night dude
Matt: Like, you played basketball?
Joe: Uhh...

by jaguaro March 6, 2014

Paint Ponies

To sMOke some Marijuana

After a long day of work all i wanna do is paint ponies

by Breanna T October 15, 2008

pant for the head

The ability to ease the stools egress from the bum locker by relaxation techniques employed during birth. sit, relax, inhale and as you exhale let the turtles head protrude.Carry on breathing deeply and exhale for evacuation.

The ability to pass a large bungles finger through pant for the head

by fruitbatnotts February 12, 2009

painting the road

jizzing in public

hey look at that dude "painting the road"

by rolfjslfjedlnoivjf September 6, 2009

Paint Bomb

Paint bomb- When super amazing sophomores decorate a car with all the car paint they can find. It usually evolves lots and lots of polka dots.

At the 5k the sophomores paint bombed the car.

by Paint Bomber October 2, 2010

painting the pickle

To pleasure oneself typically in a public toilet. Mostly in a portable outhose

Work was slow at the construction site so I went to the porta-potty and began painting the pickle.

by Mopopi March 3, 2016

Paint your ears

When you say something that you know the other person just wants to hear. It may not be the truth but it makes them feel better.

It's kind of sugar-coating your response to the other person or subject.

“If you don't want me to tell you the truth, then I'll just paint your ears.” Or, “I don’t care what you say, I think you did a great job.”
paint ears paint your ears ears paint ears paint paint your your ears

by GMoneyGrill June 3, 2016