Sitting on pancakes 

a term meaning up to no good or shady business, such as what you would think if you saw someone actually sitting on pancakes

Salmen skipped classed without explanation, he is sitting on pancakes

Sitting on pancakes by Mr.Moneybags April 3, 2011

Fuck my pancakes 

When someone ruins an opportunity for you. Destroying an otherwise fun time, wrecking your good mood.

(On the phone)
Juanito: So yeah baby, it was great seeing you last night.

Her: Yeah it really was. Maybe you can come over to my place tomorrow night?

Mom: Isaac! You left your shit-streaked boxers on the bathroom floor again!

Her: Then again, maybe not. I'm kinda busy tomorrow. (Click.)

Juanito: Mom! Why did you have to go fuck my pancakes like that?

Fuck my pancakes by Nibi August 18, 2008

Pancakewich 

"Allow me to enlighten you. What happens is the one true god grows Panecakewiches on trees in the Elitian fields using a mystical incantation, he then proceeds to magick them down to your local eatery where whatever societal reject Griddlworld has rescued off the dole that week gently wraps them in cellophane and passes them along to you, the fortunate consumer. You proceed to ingest this finery in the vain hope that your obviously overmatched tastebuds can somehow comprehend the delectable intricacies that face them. Is that egg? Why yes, yes it is. And bacon too. But wait, did they...? They didn't. Yes, they did, they did indeed. They added cheese. And then, then my friend, they wrapped it in a sumptuous pancake bun. As your tastebuds try to process that amazing piece of information, it hits them: the syrup nugget. The motherfucking syrup nugget. It announces itself with a burst of confectionery grandiosity the likes of which your pallet has never seen!"-I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell

Drew-Let's stop at GriddlWorld. My blood sugar is getting low.

Tucker-Sure, what do you want there, a pancakewich?

Pancakewich by Rending Hunter March 3, 2011

Two Pancakes Nailed to a Wall 

Extremely droopy, saggy, or otherwise flat and flapping breasts.

Betcha without that wonderbra she's lookin' like two pancakes nailed to a wall...

Two Pancakes Nailed to a Wall by Calico August 5, 2007

Sudbury Pancakes 

A term used for low end meal of stacked processed ham, drizzled in maple syrop and done to perfection in the microwave.

Did you see by-proxy eating that plate of Sudbury Pancakes?? Gross!

Sudbury Pancakes by malleus666 September 3, 2010

ass pancakes 

A BLU Scout from Team Fortress 2 with slightly darker clothes who uses the Warhammer of Zillyhoo to BONK everyone who comes too close, he lives in a soda can and moves by sliding on the ground, making WHOO noises.

"I am Ass Pancakes, I am gonna BONK! you"

ass pancakes by DanYami July 29, 2017

pwncakes and rofls 

An amusing way to say pancakes and waffles in an allusion to pwn and rofl for no apparent reason

"Hey want to go to IHOP for pwncakes and rofls?"

pwncakes and rofls by Some_Old_People June 1, 2009