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Silk Brain

The more wrinkles you have on your brain, the smarter you are. Having a silk brain is the lack of wrinkles on your brain, denoting extreme stupidity or inebriation.
"Nice move, silk brain."
"What a silk."
"Did you see Matt at the bar last night? He got silky as hell."
by Ridicculus July 21, 2009
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pecker brain

Someone who has the brain of a pecker (a small bird);a punk kid who isn't smart.
Example A:Stop being a pecker brain and think before you do something stupid!

Example B: Your little brother is a pecker brain,he has the brain of a bird!
by maclean II August 19, 2007
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Brain Teaser

A story with a punchline. Used to tease the brain and produce laughter.
John: Bill looked in the mirror. He didn't see his own reflection but someone else's. He was not surprised or worried. What was going on?
Blake: I don't know, what?
John: Bill was looking at a photo!
Blake: Haha! That was a cool brain teaser!
by eeguurl March 9, 2015
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brain fart

A sudden thought, seemingly out of nowhere, that has nothing to do with the topic you are discussing.
We were discussing the party when all of the sudden my husband had a brain fart and asked me to remind him to change the air filter on his car.
by Sleeping Aurora July 21, 2014
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Brain Slug

An idiot to the infinite power. Someone so stupid that even being in their presence can make you stupider. Worst part about a brain slug is that they don't know how stupid they are/sound. They may often use large words to appear smart

Warning....If you are in the presence of a Brain Slug don't engage them in an argument, and/or a conversation JUST LET IT GO.
Reggie: For 20 pts what is 10x1?

Brain Slug: Well seeing as they can be reciprocals of one another I'm going to change the problem into what is 9x2 which the answer is 18

Reggie: What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
by Mayor McCheesenstein July 15, 2013
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cock on the brain

When someone puts it in your ear and you can feel it touch your brain so hard.
We were just hanging out and he put his " cock on the brain" ; it felt so weird .
by Colly Color June 23, 2016
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seagull brain

A person who does stupid things, but in a funny way that makes you love them even more.
Rory was a Seagull Brain for believing Colin would actually pay him $5 for jumping the the MacDonald's dumpster naked.
by Amelia Rose December 7, 2006
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