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The One True Toast

The only toast, the one and only. Anything you originally thought was toast... is not actually toast. The only toast is the One True Toast
Joe: "Look at my toast"
Tim: "Nah m8, that isn't toast"
Joe: "What?"
Tim: "The only toast, is The One True Toast"
by The505 May 22, 2022
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Egg on Toast

Sexual innuendo when a female bleeds out and passes an egg cell on to another females dried-up, filthy, herpes-encrusted, rotten, rash-loaded, pus-leaking vagina
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2023
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Cinnamon Toast George

Has every job, has been anywhere anytime, known unit in post apocalyptic Norway
Example of Cinnamon Toast George:

Patient: When is my doctor coming?

Secretary George: He’ll be right with you in just a moment, Excuse me for a second. *walks out door, comes back wearing a lab coat and stethoscope*

Doctor George: Are you ready for your appointment?
by Literature George April 1, 2021
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Toasted Head

“Hey dude nice vape”
“Yeah you should see my girl’s. She gave me the best toasted head off that thing”
by TheHeadToaster July 21, 2019
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Beef On Toast

A Food that means Confidence and Spirituality For Musicians. Some Musicians MUST have it before their gigs.
Holland Fight Zoo, A band That Demands It.

" We need Beef On Toast, Or we Cant Play. It Limits our Creativity."
by FUNGMAN SHU April 6, 2007
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French Toast

jewish french people in 1941-1945
"that hitler hated French Toast"
"what's french toast?"
"jewish french people mate"
by your real name. bitch December 20, 2020
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Pot Toast

A simple recipe I made up while quite stoned in my kitchen with little to cook with.

Items Needed:
Bread
Toaster
French Dressing
Butter
3 Cheese Blend Shredded Cheese
Oven/Microwave

Preperation:
(If using oven) Preheast oven to 375*
Take bread out of bread bag
Take other ingredients of of refrigerator
Place all items on table or counter

Directions:
Lightly toast bread on low setting or otherwise preferred toaster setting
Take toast out
Lightly or heavily spread butter on toast
Sprinkle cheese heavily on toast
Place toast in oven or microwave untill cheese is melted
Take out of oven
Drizzle dressing on finished product

Serve with salsa and chips or Cheetos
Hey Amanda, I made something up that sounds gross but tastes dank as hell. I call it 'Pot Toast'. Totally meta! Want some?
by KeepOnTruckinMaryJane March 22, 2011
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