Absolute legend , is very sexy and hot looks so good your eyes will shatter. Normally has a large penis. If you are friends with an Oliver you should a 100% ask him out because he’s so nice and good looking he treats girls perfectly and never cheats on them
by The Offence Men July 16, 2019

Oliver has a small fucking penis, which usually looks like a push-pop that you got from your local store when he's hard ( estimate at most 2 inches ) Despite his negative inches, he is extremely funny and energetic. You will either love this man or hate him. He usually is super energetic in a hangout ( going for 9 hours straight of rampage) and sleeps like a card box when he's finally "taken down".
Yo what's good oliver
by Rfboi March 9, 2023

His hair is the cause of Global Warming, they are estimated a 2000 Degrees Celsius, Fattest Ranga dog cunt to ever live
by Chunky Milk Giga Tits November 28, 2021

A guy who is extremely and abnormally tall. Has a fair amount of really good friends. He sometimes enjoys playing the guitar and changing instruments if he gets bored. He has amazing humour and is friendly to whoever he meets and is willing to add them to his life.
Person 1: Hey, I have this new friend called Oliver
Person 2: damn bitch you're lucky
Person 1: I know, I know.
Person 2: damn bitch you're lucky
Person 1: I know, I know.
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by clarapiziegirl November 28, 2022
