Owen

A tall boy with fluffy hair. he plays basketball with mediocre effort and is lowkey a mega fag. He should probably take a shower, and is balding heavily. Needs to seriously think about his sexuality. What a huge shithead.

THE PEOPLE WANT TO SEE ALAN!!!

Guy 1: That guys being such an Owen ass motherfucker
Guy 2: Yeah what a fucking fagbag.
Owen: what the fuck did I do?
Guy 1 and Guy 2: Shut the fuck up owen.

by BlacksburgDEMON February 26, 2025

Owen

A gay boy who loves to get bummed off zippo

Zippo shafted owen in his tight little rectum

by Martinshagscats November 23, 2021

Mark Owen

A man who is very cute, and very gentleman. He was chased by women, tall, chubby, but quiet men

That guy was so quiet, I think his name is Mark Owen

by mr.hotchocolate November 23, 2021

Owen

Owen is an incredibly talented Veloster N driver who exceeds at understanding the physics of front wheel drive. Leaving everyone in his dust, Owen is known for taking the perfect line around any corner.

Did you see how he came around that corner? So perfectly executed, I thought it was Owen

by VelosterNStorm November 24, 2021

Owen

An Owen is usually quite a complicated dude. He tends to be very nice, amazing smile (usually has dimples) fairly handsome and could probably get any girl if he wanted to. However, an Owen almost always has its down sides. Owen often times is socially awkard and doesn't like to speak a whole lot all the time. He is seen as more of an introverted extrovert- meaning once you get to know him well enough, he is a great guy. When spoken to he doesn't always have a whole lot to say either. It becomes quite a plain conversation when speaking to an Owen (mostly due to his kindness). Despite his kindness, he also can tend to be quite inconsiderate towards others. Not really catching what should be said and shouldn't- causing others to either hate him or truly dislike him. He doesn't express his emotions a whole lot but even when he does, he has a hard time doing so. He is a great guy, but often times misunderstood because how he is as person.

Date an Owen.

Person 1: How was your day today?
Owen: It was good, just tired.

*end of conversation*

by ThisIsNotAnOwen November 24, 2021

Owen

sexiest man alive, everyone wants to be or know an owen, all the girls think he is a stud, and the milfs are into him, you can’t get your eyes or hands off an owen;)

look that’s owen he’s so sexy

by Gkgsgiou November 23, 2021

Owen

Handsome, hot, sexy ass mf

Yo Owen is so hot!

by iluvyouu November 23, 2021