Old Bridge High School

A place filled with 50% of kids who care more about looks, popularity, drinking, smoking, fucking then anything else. The other 50% of the kids you'll never even hear of because all they do is study. Potheads are at a high of 1 out of every 3 people. Fights, especially girl fights, occur every month. 90% of the population is fake. Everyone wants to know eachothers business. Girls whose names start with "P" get beat up 3 times a month if ya catch my drift... Girls are easy, guys are scumbags. Its hard to find a decent significant other. Pretty girls run the school while black girls scare the crap outta them with their ghettoness. Seaside and Wildwood is where all the whores come out. Girls are gorgeous, guys are gross. No one ever likes the freshman. Cheerleaders are always the hottest sports team. demagogues are everywhere. You either are going somewhere in your life or your not.

Old Bridge High School, OBHS, Old Bridge, Ghettoness, popularity, scumbags, potheads, fights, demagogues

by keep it 100 always July 5, 2011

old lady dog

A dog (usually a small breed) that was owned by an old lady and was spoiled because she treated it like a baby. Old lady dogs tend to be very demanding of your attention, and will jump into your lap whenever you sit down. Quite often they hate males, but love females. Can be very sweet if broken of 'granchild-like' expectations. Do not get along well with other animals, and become jealous very easily. May be accustomed to riding in a stroller and being dressed up in cute outfits. They like to bounce and prance around like bunnies in order to get attention. Also, they'll intentionally shake to get your attention.

When my mother brought home another dog, I was surprised to find that he had been an old lady dog.

by Nomad-Putin December 31, 2011

Old Lady Face

When a young woman has a face that does not match her correct age, and looks way older.

"That girl totally has old lady face..."

by Honkerzzz69 November 12, 2011

old prick

The male version of an old hag.
Always grumpy
Never satisfied
Unhappy old prick

That old prick never has anything nice to say.

by Coldheartedbitterbitch November 22, 2016

Old Fashioned Butternut Squash

When your partner butters up your ballsack with KY warming gel then vigorously gives you an old fashioned (hand job) with one hand while feverishly squeezing and yanking your balls with the other.

Rachel gave me the old fashioned butternut squash last night. I thought she was going to yank my nuts off there for a moment.

I’m sore as hell from the old fashioned butternut squash my step mom gave me yesterday after dad left for work. I need to keep the bathroom door locked.

by Eaton Holgoode October 30, 2018

Old Man River

Describing somebody as an Ol' Man River may seem lighthearted, but it can be a profound and deeply offensive slur. It denotes a certain air of premature decrepitude, of abandoned dreams and failed goals, of a life without youth, born into middle-agedness, and an adolescence as exciting, fun, and fulfilling as the average octogenarians visit to the doctor's office.

"Dylan is such an Old Man River! Male to male exchange is really his only active hobby."

"Where's Debra Heart?" "Sleeping like Old Man River in there."

"Hey, you know that awkward-euro ginger kid that works at OVT?" "Yeah, that's Old Man River!"

by J3Insider November 4, 2011

old man shuffle

The slow shuffle that a hungover man takes while walking to the car to play golf.

When Andrew started his old man shuffle to the car, Joel remarked: "Look at him, he's so old."

by Youngmanshuffle August 2, 2007