anti muffin club

an exclusive group of people who don't conform to what everyone else is doing, and aren't clones (since most muffins turn out the same). Originated from the book, A Ring of Endless Light, by Madeleine L'Engle.

Maria considered herself part of the anti muffin club, since she went against the grain of other people around her.

by Kp November 13, 2004

snot muffin

A slick, slippery, mucus covered, ready for action vagina.

Suzie couldn't help but tickle her little snot muffin whenever she thought about butter churning.

by sneeky johnson March 16, 2010

Connecticut Muffin

Placing one's penis between the fleshy folds of another person's belly for sexual pleasure.

I really wanted breakfast, but instead got a Connecticut Muffin

by cryptictravler June 18, 2009

buffin' the muffin

Female masturbation.

I caught Laurel buffin' the muffin in the washroom today! It was nasty!

by Jyynx September 20, 2008

next muffin

Phrase first made by comedien Ross Noble in his 'Next Muffin' sketch in which he trys to spot faces in the tops of muffins.

Also makes a good random shout-out phrase.

There's a face...next muffin

...next muffin

by Stuart F July 26, 2006

pork muffin

a small chubby person with fire red hair, freckles, and milky white skin.

Damn, look at that pork muffin with the pokemon backpack. I'd like to take him to a family reunion barbeque and introduce him to my aunt gracie.

by Ry Breed January 2, 2009

Felch Muffin

A confectionary item created by using a cake like mixture. Which includes ingredients such as semen and faeces which are the by products of the known activity of felching.

Thank you very much for the incredibly tasty Felch Muffins Mrs. Hilary.

SLANG: Ben is a Felch Muffin

by Starfabregas4 October 22, 2007