Muff Buffer

A slightly acidic solution applied to ones vagina to bring pH back to alkaline, control dank smells

Fuck Julia, you need muff buffer! I burnt my tongue doing one lap of your courtyard there's no way im gonna stick my dick in that.

by simomaen March 7, 2011

Minnesota Muff Mangler

Inverting both fists and penis inside a female's vagina, at the same time.

I honestly didn't know what to do when my wife requested the Minnesota Muff Mangler.

by Martyr69 March 4, 2024

muffe

en kran, som man godt kunne blive kærester med

dum en muffe

by jegerduig January 25, 2017

Muff Cabbage

Rotten, dirty, stinking vagina trash.

Zach was pure muff cabbage today.

by Hoodrat$hit October 17, 2014

muff-puff

going down on a girl. A female blowjob

Yeah i gave her a muff-puff and it was mind blowing.

by theotherwiseone November 22, 2018

Muff Potter

The stage of hair growth on a vagina that is longer than a 5 o'clock shadow but before it curls, traditionally creeping onto the sides of the inner thigh. Inspired by the Michael McShane character from Tom & Huck.

My Muff Potter looks like it's been drunk for 2 weeks straight and if you disturb it you could lose a finger.

by kayraw April 6, 2015

Muff Cabbage

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It's a Jersey thing

Dude, what's muff cabbage?

It's a Jersey thing

by absolutepower October 18, 2010