Driving Ms. Daisy

You are driving and your girlfriend is sitting in the backseat, and she proceeds to jerk you off.

Martin: Dude, why is Julie sitting in the back seat?

Malcom: She just gave me the "Driving Ms. Daisy"!

Martin: No shit! I thought you'd just spilled chowder on the upholstery...

by MarineBiologistSorta April 12, 2009

nt;ms

Next time ; make sense.

Can be used as a reply to any kind of nonsensical/badly written post, retort, reply or other message.

Form derived from tl;dr

Person 1: Horrible vocals!

Person 2: u gonna never i does stuff your a retard1

Person 1: nt;ms

by Gonefornow December 16, 2010

Gulfport, MS

Gulfport, Mississippi: a medium sized city located in Harrison County, Mississippi, Gulfport is a dingy place of mostly poor appearance. Specifically along Highway-49 where it’s routine for people to get ran over by motorists due to poor road design, lack of lighting, and relatively high number of pedestrians within the general area. The general appearance of Highway-49 in Gulfport city limits resembles what would be the equivalent to stale malt liquor to the taste buds due to the abundance of old and eyesore properties that consist of a mixture of commercial and poorly located residential which includes roach motels. Other parts of Gulfport are also blighted in appearance and reflect very similar characteristics, however, Highway-49 serves as an unpleasant ambassador for those who choose to come through the main corridors such as off of Interstate-10.

Person 1: Have you ever been to a bad place that just made your stomach turn?

Person 2: Yeah, I've been to Gulfport, MS.

by Manster88 October 11, 2019

08th MS Team

Another OYW side-story in U.C. Gundam. While its isn't the best Gundam series, it's still good. Plus, the villian, Ghinius, is hot ^_~

I watch 08th, mainly to drool over Ghinius, though.

by Android raptor April 2, 2004

Shitty MS Private Server

A server that crashes 2 times in the 2 days that you have been on it, particularly because it is hosted in a foreign country, and is run on a 2-bit server. Often populated with trolls on various chat boxes on the site, this kind of server is for that one person with less life than those that spend hours pouring over a game as they spend hours waiting for the game to come back online so they can spend hours pouring over it.

eg.:Man 1:Hey man I just joined this new server 2 days ago
Man 2: Yeah? Is it any good?
Man 1: Nah, it sux balls, it's this AuraSEA bull shit it's crashed twice in 2 days and the owner is the only guy who can restart it, but he's on vacation. I hate using a shitty MS Private server
Man 2: Damn that sux
Man 1: Yeah, and they left their donation open, like I'm donating to a server that can't stay on!

by Rawrzdsiasad August 8, 2011

little ms. sunshine

The phrase you use to call a sweet, kind, funny and playful girl.

Hey there little ms. Sunshine, any chances of me picking up your number?

by Iamdaway February 5, 2018

e-ms syndrome

The fact that most developer job postings with PHP/Python language are targeted at e-commerce projects or client/business/whatever management systems.

Have you found interesting PHP job ? No, because market suffers from e-ms syndrome.

by totally_dumb June 4, 2018