A nany mouse

Most amazing friend ever, he's really kind and always wants to help. He also offers free hugs

Hes swag :)

'a nany mouse is the coolest friend ever eeee'

by Ethan<3 September 19, 2022

Mousing

Tweaking out or geeking out. A crazy state, typically induced by drugs or alcohol.

“This weed is making me mouse out so hard rn”

“Im going to mouse out if I get a 50% or lower on that math test”

“She’s mousing so hard rn because of my crazy dick”

by samthr0@tg February 12, 2024

slaughter mouse

Son of a rat

1.Hey
2.nah shut up you a slaughter mouse

by Gueko October 17, 2020

Mouse on a Moped

The phrase used by an adult who just "farted" to convince a young child that the flatulence they just heard didn't really come from said adult.

Uncle Eddie: "PPPPFFFFFTTTTT"!!
Niece Lilly: "Uncle Eddie!!"
Uncle Eddie: "That wasn't me honey, that was a mouse on a moped!"

by Laika 2 April 29, 2015

Mouse back

A frozen mouse in a glass of milk, drank on the side with scotch and tomato juice, jeffery dahmer’s specialty cocktail.

Darwin was sick from the mouse back, but he knew he had to finish it, for it was dahmer’s favorite, for the homies he said. And then passed away.

by Ebutta December 2, 2022

mouse bong

A contraption consisting of an empty paper towel tube, two pieces of paper towel and an empty pen. Stuffing a piece of paper towel in one end and placing a live mouse inside and closing off the opposite end with paper towel wrapped around empty pen to allow air flow into the chamber. Take four hits of marijuana and blow into the mouse bong.

Dude; What are you blowing pot smoke into, Man?
Man; Mouse bong.
Dude; Wtf?
Man; Watch this (blows pot smoke into device, unstuffs one end of mouse bong to release dizzy mouse)
Dude; Fuck!

by Bauxb October 31, 2017

Mouse

the animal i just crushed the fucking skull of lmao im not ok

ew a mouse

by ExpiredWater March 6, 2023