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moose twit

When your deputy tells you to turn left, then turn right. But you drive through a wooden roller coaster with your squad car.
Nice job Junior you "Moose Twit!"
by Gangly Don September 23, 2023
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Moose Factory

A place where people come to sleep around then cry to their ex after they get caught
She's from Moose Factory , bro. She'll be trying to bang your friend group within a week!
by daddychillstug November 30, 2022
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moose apple

Manjina. The male Equivalent of a Moose Knuckle.

Used in the movie Thankskilling 3.
"Donnie thats a nice moose apple you have there."
by Donnie Mooseapple January 31, 2014
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john moose

John moose is a name typically given to a man with a rather large genitalia. Similar to a horse, a moose genitalia is known to be rather gigantic compared to that of a normal man.
Woah that guy right there has got a serious John moose. Hey guys my name is Brian, but you ladies can just call me “the moose.”
by Moose Menace January 25, 2024
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moose extract

a ice cream ingredient that is made by bathing a moose in sugar water
our moose tracks are made from 100% organic moose extract
by anonymous January 13, 2024
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Retarded Moose

A dodge ram that has a measly gas engine with tow mirrors to compensate for its lack of displacement and forced induction. Also, a retarded moose has a lift kit to fit offroad mud tires contrary to the fact that it is 2wd. The retarded moose is a cheap mans compensation for penis size.
If you can not afford a cummins, just get a retarded moose.
by theSeth May 21, 2019
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Moosing

When you go "anon" so hard that you make yourself "known" and get yourself killed.
"Oh, how did he die?" "He was moosing too hard, made himself known and well, got himself sniped by a hunter."
by Mr. Heubert March 28, 2023
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