When your deputy tells you to turn left, then turn right. But you drive through a wooden roller coaster with your squad car.
by Gangly Don September 23, 2023

by daddychillstug November 30, 2022

by Donnie Mooseapple January 31, 2014

John moose is a name typically given to a man with a rather large genitalia. Similar to a horse, a moose genitalia is known to be rather gigantic compared to that of a normal man.
Woah that guy right there has got a serious John moose. Hey guys my name is Brian, but you ladies can just call me “the moose.”
by Moose Menace January 25, 2024

by anonymous January 13, 2024

A dodge ram that has a measly gas engine with tow mirrors to compensate for its lack of displacement and forced induction. Also, a retarded moose has a lift kit to fit offroad mud tires contrary to the fact that it is 2wd. The retarded moose is a cheap mans compensation for penis size.
by theSeth May 21, 2019

"Oh, how did he die?" "He was moosing too hard, made himself known and well, got himself sniped by a hunter."
by Mr. Heubert March 28, 2023
