Bar Mitzvah

Coming of age celebration for Jewish children. Not a reason to generalize about an entire religion, or make yourself look like an ass.

Just because you're Wicca doesn't mean you're right.

by GreenJustice May 20, 2005

Mitsubishi

a company that wanted to kill us all in the 1940s, and now makes fantastic cars like the EVO (all thought I'm a Subaru fan boxer power!!! spite the fact still a fantastic car.) as well as cars they make TV's computer parts (semiconductors) and sell fish I'm not kidding look it up they are the largest company in Japan, and have concord us in a entirely different way.

my projector is a Mitsubishi.

by wseroyer June 26, 2008

Mittconception

A fundamental belief of Mitt Romney's, based on mistaken understanding of an issue (one of many).

"Romney wants to eliminate President Obama’s Affordable Care Act, and stated that doing so will IMPROVE racial inequities in healthcare?! What a Mittconception - actually said that at the NAACP Annual Convention too!!"

"Mitt Romney says he's unemployed? Dude, that's another Mittconception. He has no idea what it's like to depend on a weekly paycheck."

by VGBaby July 19, 2012

mitsubishi

A decent car manufacturer in the '90s, went to shit when they tried to replace the extinct 3000GT with the new Eclipse. The most recent (failed) attempt at a sports car, the '06 Eclipse, is another example of how the company has gone downward with the influence of Chrysler Motors Corp. The only Mitsubishi worth buying after 1999 is the Evolution, which still rages on today, leaving Honduhs and most other car brands (excluding selected Lambos and Ferraris) staring at their tail lights. Mitsubishi still makes a good TV, however, and a Mitsubishi VCR/DVD player is also a good buy.

Idiot - Hey, isn't my 2000 Eclipse cool?

Me - Yea, except your engine is weak and can't take even 10 lb of boost without severe mods...wanna race my 1990 Eclipse?

Idiot - Sure..*light turns green*....oh my, those are some nice tail lights, I wish I could catch up.

by turb0d00d June 21, 2005

Mitchell

Noun/Verb

A "Mitchell" is an abnormaly large penis (8 to 15 inches long), or a man who has a large penis while everyone thinks he doesn't, or A Berziky

How would you describe your dick?
I guess it could be considered a Mitchell

Wow, that guy is totally a Mitchell

by Berziky September 22, 2011

Squish Mitten

a term used when refering to a woman's vagina. see also Quiver Bone

I put my quiver bone in her squish mitten

by otsego January 3, 2008

Mitt

Mitt is when female pubic hair is growing out of control.

I was going to go down on Sally, but her Mitt was out of control, I could not see what I would have been licking. Not Good!

Look at the bulge in Penelope's bikini. She must have a Mitt!

Man, she had a 70's Mitt!, She has to shave that shit!

by Robert June 16, 2006