the most…middle school out there. it’s the home of the lancers, and despite the fact that lancers are men who ride horses and kill people, our lancer code is to be respectful, be responsible, and be safe.
despite the name longfellow there’s more 4’11 crab men in this school than i can count. the population of longfellow consists of mostly f boys and gay emo kids. you’ll probably survive if you don’t jaywalk to school, but let’s be honest; we all do it. don’t bully the emo kids, they’ll shove their hand up your butthole and pull out your kidneys (that’s what the cafeteria food is made of.)
if you’re on bus 7, you’re screwed on fridays. you might have to sit on someone’s lap, or even hang on to the stop sign to get a ride home because everyone’s trying to get a ride to starbucks.
there is a 42.069% chance of you being called emo in the hallways for wearing any article of clothing that is black. no exceptions.
beware of a certain gym teacher. (if yk yk.)
mask up lancer >:(
despite the name longfellow there’s more 4’11 crab men in this school than i can count. the population of longfellow consists of mostly f boys and gay emo kids. you’ll probably survive if you don’t jaywalk to school, but let’s be honest; we all do it. don’t bully the emo kids, they’ll shove their hand up your butthole and pull out your kidneys (that’s what the cafeteria food is made of.)
if you’re on bus 7, you’re screwed on fridays. you might have to sit on someone’s lap, or even hang on to the stop sign to get a ride home because everyone’s trying to get a ride to starbucks.
there is a 42.069% chance of you being called emo in the hallways for wearing any article of clothing that is black. no exceptions.
beware of a certain gym teacher. (if yk yk.)
mask up lancer >:(
person 1: what school do you go to?
person 2: longfellow middle school
person 1: woah no way, i go there too. wait didn’t you call me a furry in the hallway?
person 2: no, i called you a gay furry. get it right lmao
person 2: longfellow middle school
person 1: woah no way, i go there too. wait didn’t you call me a furry in the hallway?
person 2: no, i called you a gay furry. get it right lmao
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A shithole of a middle school that is located in the 4 deepest circles of hell, Lewisberry, Goldsboro/Etters, and New Cumberland.
You walk into the school and the amount of unfunny ugly ass females brings so much anti-boner energy that your penis goes back into your stomach like when you were a motherfucking baby.
And of course the only hot girls are either too young and in a lower grade or a whore that hits on Super Seniors.
The teachers smell like shit and will not teach you shit, just give you packets. Except Mr Potteiger. He’s chill.
You will hear the word INFRACTION being yelled by teachers so much that even the slightest mention of the word will make you want to rip someone brains out their nose while smashing their head into a fucking rusty ass railing. The stinky ass kids that didn’t know what the fuck deodorant was fueled the smell of the mold that grew underneath the main staircase. And of course in gym the teachers would watch you change with a deadpan stare from their office while their shoulder moves up and down for some reason. And when gym started the fatass would just sit there and watch you try and play sports with the old ass jerseys on that still had that smell from the ‘70s whores that got piped in the bathroom daily
You walk into the school and the amount of unfunny ugly ass females brings so much anti-boner energy that your penis goes back into your stomach like when you were a motherfucking baby.
And of course the only hot girls are either too young and in a lower grade or a whore that hits on Super Seniors.
The teachers smell like shit and will not teach you shit, just give you packets. Except Mr Potteiger. He’s chill.
You will hear the word INFRACTION being yelled by teachers so much that even the slightest mention of the word will make you want to rip someone brains out their nose while smashing their head into a fucking rusty ass railing. The stinky ass kids that didn’t know what the fuck deodorant was fueled the smell of the mold that grew underneath the main staircase. And of course in gym the teachers would watch you change with a deadpan stare from their office while their shoulder moves up and down for some reason. And when gym started the fatass would just sit there and watch you try and play sports with the old ass jerseys on that still had that smell from the ‘70s whores that got piped in the bathroom daily
Jose: Hey remember Crossroads Middle School?
Nikko: Yeah Mr Leukus threw a chair at me and raped me for sneezing in his class
Nikko: Yeah Mr Leukus threw a chair at me and raped me for sneezing in his class
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