Mexican Firetruck

A sexual position in which the male proceeds to chew at least four pieces of cinnamon gum, then fashions a condom out of said chewed gum. Then immediately applies condom to penis then violently makes love to women (preferably of Mexican background) until she squirts, resembling a fire truck.

Man I gave Rosita that dank Mexican Firetruck last night, and she loved it.

by MajorCid May 11, 2016

mexican creampie

When one sexual partner ejaculates into a churro. The partner then puts in the other partners vagina or rectum. The partner with the churro in their vagina or rectum then eats the churro.

Did you hear Jose gave his girlfriend a Mexican creampie.

by PhillipD33zNutZ May 15, 2018

Dirty Mexican Rat

What you call a cartel member whos name rhymes with retardo shiller.

Faggarin: Look at that frimmin rat
Brown syndrome: You mexican SCUM
Retardo: Shut up I ain't no Dirty Mexican Rat

by Anonymouse. SCREEEEEEEEE November 9, 2020

mexican jumping bean

1. This is a term used for describing illigal aliens crossing the Mexican border.

2. This is a term used by police(pigs)refering to trying to arrest a Mexican running with lettuce(marijuanna).

Catch that Mexican jumping bean!

Look its a Mexican jumping bean.

Holy $h!% its a Mexican jumping bean!!!

by Wike Schafran October 12, 2007

mexican chicken finger

Whe you apply a liberal amount of extra spicy mexican hot sauce to your cock and trust the spicy drumstick into a gilr's filthy snatch. She will then begin to scream "ayeee, ayeee" and love you forever. Strictly for classy immigrants that speak little English.

"Yo, I put Frank's Red Hot all over my dong and hammered her until her pussy looked like a taco that got stepped on my an angry walrus."

by Nick June 11, 2006

mexican wedding

A cocktail:
one cup champagne with a shot glass of gold tequila dropped in

Scott dropped a shot of tequila into his champagne and chugged the Mexican wedding.

by jojowasaman February 7, 2009

Mexican Pie

When a guy shits on his bed then proceeds to jerk off and ejaculate onto the pile of shit.

Some girl asked me to put a Mexican Pie on her bed, but I couldn't rub one off because the stank of my shit kept me from jizzing.

by Tom Bergeron The Second September 20, 2010