A mean monkey is someone who always has the name "Reyan" and is an extremely NOT kind hearted person who loves to bully and degrade little kids although he is one himself.
Reyan: Hey you're a bitch
Person: Wahhhhhhhh
Reyan: Go cry about it
Person: Go fuck yourself you mean monkey
Person: Wahhhhhhhh
Reyan: Go cry about it
Person: Go fuck yourself you mean monkey
by ihatereyanraj December 19, 2023
Get the mean monkeymug. "Meaning" is like the secret code that makes words and stuff important. It's like when you're playing a game and you need the rules to know what to do, except the rules are the meaning and the game is life. Does that make sense?
"Like, I don't get the meaning of this movie. It's just people talking and stuff, but I guess it's supposed to be deep or something? Whatever."
by Laxer35 February 28, 2023
Get the meaningmug. The complete inverse of "sean marcus" meaning "phat bitch". This term implies the opposite. If you are referred to as a mean sarcus, a piece of ply wood has a thiccer booty than you.
"Ayo look at that mean sarcus over there"
"So I saw this fuckin mean sarcus the other day tryin to act all thicc"
"Ayo this baby ain't got NO back. They a mean sarcus."
"So I saw this fuckin mean sarcus the other day tryin to act all thicc"
"Ayo this baby ain't got NO back. They a mean sarcus."
by I Prefer Banana Cream, Doc May 6, 2018
Get the mean sarcusmug. 1) when you write something incorrectly on google and google has to correct you.
2) when you actually wrote something correct BUT google wants to correct you anyway
3) when you use the abbreviation ‘gorg’ and nobody gets it.
2) when you actually wrote something correct BUT google wants to correct you anyway
3) when you use the abbreviation ‘gorg’ and nobody gets it.
1) search bar: banananana. google: did you mean… banana?
2) search bar: wowoowowoowowow. google: did you mean… wowwowwowwowow?
3) raquelle: i don’t know, i think MY outfit is pretty gorg 🙄. barbie: raquelle, did you mean… gorgalicous or gorgetastic? raquelle: no BAR-BIE. i meant gorg!
2) search bar: wowoowowoowowow. google: did you mean… wowwowwowwowow?
3) raquelle: i don’t know, i think MY outfit is pretty gorg 🙄. barbie: raquelle, did you mean… gorgalicous or gorgetastic? raquelle: no BAR-BIE. i meant gorg!
by chloewritesdefinitions April 14, 2025
Get the did you mean…mug. There is no meaning to life. Thanks to the second law of thermodynamics, you were born to increase the total entropy of the universe. You are just a worthless little piece of shit, and you do not matter. Your contribution to the total entropy is pretty low. Go blow up Mars first, and then we can talk.
Life has no meaning. We are just advanced/evolved forms of ancient organisms better at causing chaos than viruses. In a way, causing chaos IS the meaning of life.
by Mee6 46 January 24, 2023
Get the The meaning of lifemug. Damn she’s being a bitch, I can’t wait for the 8th of October because it’s Murder Your Mean Partner Day!
by Mikey Furlong ;) September 30, 2022
Get the Murder Your Mean Partner Daymug. Surrey-mean refers to a type of insult that is often regarded with English people from the county of Surrey. In Surrey, which is associated with the upper-middle and upper-class white families of England, a type of passive-aggressive and underhanded insult is employed, and thus any insult that falls within this category can also be referred to as 'surrey-mean'.
"No I'm sure Elizabeth really appreciates everyone bringing their husbands - perhaps it'll prompt her to get one herself!"
"Oh Jessica... that was SO Surrey-mean... do it again."
"Oh Jessica... that was SO Surrey-mean... do it again."
by JustABarbieGirlinaBarbieWorld October 25, 2023
Get the Surrey-meanmug.