Machine

A complicated system created for a specific job either manual or automatic.

Machine

by Thispagewasmadeforme October 5, 2020

Machine Gun Kelly

A music artist from Ohio who had a decent rap career and decent fan base, but ended up getting into a Twitter argument with Eminem, and dissing him in a song called Rap Devil, ultimately ending his chances of gaining any respect as a rapper after Eminem's reply, Killshot. He now makes rock music, and has featured many artists, including YUNGBLUD. He is best friends with Saturday Night Live actor, Pete Davidson. His name is often abbreviated as "MGK"

An idiot: "Machine Gun Kelly makes trash music"
Anyone with a brain: "And he still gets more views than you, Karen."

by Just Another No Name June 6, 2022

chrome machine

Refers to the weapon we call gun

Ayo, son, the chrome machine will delete, right here from your dome to your feet! So watch your tone.

by Blue Raven November 30, 2005

vending machine journalism

Information gathered from non-traditional reporting sources such as blogs, Facebook, or Twitter postings and presented as bona fide news to support an organization's biased opinions.

"FOX news uses vending machine journalism in their constant attacks against Obama."

by pdobrinen October 17, 2009

Fucking Machinima Pro

To be a fucking beast at any game you play. Becoming a fucking machinima pro takes long hours of no-lifeing a game with only 1 goal in mind......Raping noobs. A Machinima pro has a unique gamertag not some used up one like xxxLegitNoScopesxxx or xxxipwnxxx as you can tell a fucking machinima pro has no triple X's in his fucking machinima pro gamertag at all. Want to become a fucking machinima pro then remember the golden rules of gaming.

1) Gaming is more important than eating

2) Gaming is more important than friends , unless those friends game with you

3)Always game with somone you know just so you guys can look like fucking beast with your 30.00 KDs when the match is over.

4) Lastly Always and Always remember to have your Turtle beaches on, Always

Fucking Machinima Pro Games: Call of Duty , any shooter game , etc etc

by Awesomefuckingbeast May 12, 2011

Bitch Machine

Exercise machine; elliptical. Often used by weak minded men, always used by women.

Did you see that douche on the bitch machine?

Look next to the treadmills, do you see that beautiful woman on the bitch machine?

by criminallygoodlooking June 10, 2011

Headache machine

A friends younger sibling, usually very annoying and loud. Talks too much and is relentlessness in questions and annoying or retarded antics.

Nick: Seb, your cousin marcel is such a fucking headache machine.

Seb: Yea I know dude I'm sorry he is such a fag.

by Nick Brizz August 17, 2011