Mum

She is The only One that will make you feel safe...She is the one who loves you when it's hard for you..Sometimes your mom will be there instead of dad.
And When you say you hate your mum... You don't mean that.

Mum Is the best.
LOVE YOUR MUM NO MATTER WHAT

by Love your mom No matter what November 27, 2017

Charlie’s mum

A sexy women who all kids have a go with 😉

Hey man I just banged a woman, she was almost as good as Charlie’s mum

by Xxx_billyplayzminecraft_xxX May 22, 2018

burows's MUM

woman with 5 holes of insertion

Anal hole 1, 2, etc...

by Joe November 26, 2003

mum

a mum!!!!! oh boy mums are awesome.

HEY MUM I LOVE YOU

by laralovescoffee October 15, 2019

Nigel's dead mum

Nigel's keeping dead mums body's under the bed ATM'ing their weekly pension

Nigel's dead mum is beginning to rot

by mrs tosser August 3, 2025

MUM

A funny name to call your mom when you are feeling funny.

Kid: Finds 20 bucks in the streets. Goes home.
Mom: Hey Bob!
kid: Hi MUM

by kurma March 13, 2018

your mum

I like big stinky penis and i love to gargle on smegma

guy 1: "hey do you know what time it is?"
guy 2: "ya your mum"
guy 1: ":/"

by DINGLELOID October 18, 2021