Monster Pussy

What every man with a monster cock needs to be fully sexually compatible with a woman.

A monster pussy is a large vagina, large enough that it can accommodate a complimentary monster cock, both in length and circumference of the “love canal” It typically has fat, juicy pussy lips and has large internal musculature and thick walls, making it easily capable of flexing and “sucking” the penis inside of it (think boa constrictor!)

Size ranges are at a minimum 10+ inches in depth when fully wet and capable of stretching to 7+ inches in circumference with extensive foreplay and intercourse.

Man: “I’ve been incompatible with every woman I’ve ever been with because of my monster cock.”

Woman: “What are you waiting for? Fuck my monster pussy!”

Man: *inserts monster cock* “Ooo ahh ooo ahh ahh, ooo ahh ooo ahh ahh...”

by Oatsngoats chat June 12, 2019

fecal monster

Fecal Monster. Like the Cookie Monster, only with more Nutty bits.

"Get your head out of that toilet bowl you fecal monster, and give me a bit of rim jaw instead "

by JiF October 30, 2003

Pash Monster

A female who goes around toungue kissing anyone and everyone they come into contact with.

Pash Monsters usually are found at house parties

Hey dude watch out for that Pash Monster, shes a freak

by Richard Jackson February 10, 2005

Breath Monster

Used to describe brutes who don't brush their teef.

Get yer halitosis out of my grill u breath monster

by Darren Llewellyn Glynn April 11, 2005

slob monster

overweight fat person who still thinks that they are sexy...NOT!!!!!

She was posing on the floor like she was hot, but I was like hell to the nah, u lookin like a slob monster!!!!

by Shameika v. September 3, 2006

Belly Monster

Refers to a pregnant woman's stomach in general or sometimes when the baby is being fussy.

"I can't wait until my belly monster is born!"

"My little belly monster must be hungry; he won't stop kicking."

by Ste(ph)anie January 17, 2009

thizzle monster

noun- an ecstasy user and abuser that takes so much ecstasy that he or she becomes addicted to techno and house trance until the sun rises. These thizzle monsters also enjoy vicksvapo rub, menthol cigarettes, pacifiers, vitamin C, things that glow in the dark, having their backs rubbed or scratched, having their scalps scratched or massaged, having their backs cracked, and drinking an abundant amount of water to keep hydrated. A thizzle monster also relies on local raves in the area to take place in order for them to take copious amounts of ecstasy and thizzle dance till they just can’t dance no more.

“Lord DJ the thizzle monster just peaked on ecstasy and is now dancing to techno bass beats at a rave.”

by Lord DJ the thizzle monster April 1, 2009