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Michael Minute

Definition: A unit of time used sarcastically to describe when someone says “I’ll be there in a minute,” but actually takes an absurdly long time—usually anywhere from 10 minutes to over an hour or more.

A Michael Minute = 60 human minutes (minimum).
Examples:

“He said he’d join the game in a minute. It’s been 45. Classic Michael Minute.”

“When he says he’s leaving in a Michael Minute, go ahead and start a movie.”

"Be right there in a Michael Minute = see you next week."
by shmunguss the og October 5, 2025
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Ass Minute

Similar to "a Minute-

Getting a good beating for one minute, usually a form of discipline in a gang" but turned violently sexual.
Keep it up, you fuck around one more time you're going to get a minute... an ass minute..⁸
by Blahblah68 October 26, 2025
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Cody minutes

A unit of time that is completely fucking meaningless. A single Cody minute ranges anywhere from one actual minute to seven hours.
Person 1: "I'll see you in thirty Cody minutes."
Person 2: "Cool, I'll get in eight hours of sleep."
by BepsiMang November 8, 2025
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Beats per minut

Used by nerds to define BPM, often in Romania and Italy. Can be used in a mechanism (see beats per minute mechanism) and may be created by the government.
Those who say this either are a part of the niche meme or need help. Possibly both
Teacher- ‘What is the heart rate measured in’
Student/nerd- ‘Beats per minut mis’
by Khaby Kahn November 9, 2025
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In a minute

Never. A minute is 60 seconds but when someone tells you in a minute your fukked.
Go to the gas station, I’ll leave in a minute.

I’m on my way I’ll be there in a minute.

I’ll check it in a minute
by ballsdeelchiliringpingdingsing November 16, 2025
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