Much like the Masai Giraffe, Mia Turner is spotted, lengthy, and shits standing standing up.
Her companion, Peter Sarris, and her. Sit down for dinner every night and partake in a meal of shit served with a large side of chipolte ranch.
Mia Turner is so weird. She literally eats fucking pickles dipped in chipolte ranch.
She pleases her self with a boy toy named Colin who has to be the most ugly mf on this planet. She preformed oral sex on him in a class room during a basketball game at Blue Valley West High School.
Her companion, Peter Sarris, and her. Sit down for dinner every night and partake in a meal of shit served with a large side of chipolte ranch.
Mia Turner is so weird. She literally eats fucking pickles dipped in chipolte ranch.
She pleases her self with a boy toy named Colin who has to be the most ugly mf on this planet. She preformed oral sex on him in a class room during a basketball game at Blue Valley West High School.
Person: “hi Mia”
Mia: “hi”
*mia walks away*
Person to friend: “god damn I hate that bitch Mia Turner”
Mia: “hi”
*mia walks away*
Person to friend: “god damn I hate that bitch Mia Turner”
by Cockfighter101 February 23, 2022
Get the Mia Turnermug. Two depressed girls doing things that make them happier
Two parts being connected and fit in perfectly
Two parts being connected and fit in perfectly
Are they crying to "Stanga"?
-I guess they're just Mia and Maria-ing
Are those two girls rolling down a hill?
-That's what I call Mia and Maria
-I guess they're just Mia and Maria-ing
Are those two girls rolling down a hill?
-That's what I call Mia and Maria
by Daredevilamelia March 11, 2018
Get the Mia and Mariamug. A girl who loves sophomores and men that don’t fw her. Super silly and quirky, but she’s in the trenches rn cause she’s missing half her teeth. The OG mommy pillow-bitter who is him type shi (perchance)
by Bigbromommy March 17, 2024
Get the Mia Mckeemug. She is very lovable and is very easy to talk she is the most nicest person I ever talked to she is pretty cute and she has a nice laugh pretty eyes great humor and has a very funny personality I love her so much she is a perfect girlfriend I really love her she is so perfect
by Arivonglovesmia July 7, 2022
Get the Miamug. A fine ass girl with AMAZING eyes great personality and funnier than my uncle. She is better than you at swimming, and can rizz you up with a look.
Me af: I fucking love Mia 😍😍
by Mia is mine 🤞🏽 March 24, 2023
Get the Miamug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 29, 2025
Get the <.7.9.6.>Sale De La Vidasu Mia Le De Sale<.7.9.7.6>mug. Mia, is usually a girl who is defined as a CHAV. Normally originating from the UK, and is rather quite annoying. She probably thinks about boys all the time.
by SmithWrites April 18, 2022
Get the Miamug.