Jesse Martin

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Jesse martin ya sexy best

by kissing you dad May 10, 2023

big martha

like a vagina, like a fatass coochie🫦

damn i just shaved BIG MARTHA

by baby shawty July 4, 2023

Sneaky Aunt Martha

(n.) a surprise technique used by a woman being fucked from behind. The woman buries her face in a pepper covered pillow to make herself sneeze at the same time her man starts to cum. The sneeze will cause her vaginal muscles to grip his ejacualting dick like the airway-constricting hug from fat Aunt Martha little boys try to hide from at family reunions.

My wife’s Sneaky Aunt Martha hugged my dick so tight, I was gasping for air when I busted a nut.

by Btwitsjennifer May 29, 2018

camel piss martini

A term for a parched camel jockey looking to quench his thirst with camel urine. piss raghead

Hey Habib I’m thirsty as fuck let’s swing by muhammads crib & jugg some camel piss. Fuck you you filthy camel piss martini dump{

by Soetero June 10, 2018

Jill Hudson and Bald Martin with Matthew Wild

Jill Hudson and Bald Martin with Matthew Wild are killing morgz and kiera

Jill Hudson and Bald Martin with Matthew Wild are killing morgz and keria

by Chinооk March 11, 2019

big dick marty

one who claims they have a big dick isn't called Marty most of the time and just uses it as a nickname.

John: oh, look its Marty

ted: no that's big dick Marty to you

by big dick marty May 13, 2021

AFJROTC Kids in St.Martin high

First of all if you actually are in this program you can disrespectfully STFU. Literally full of a bunch of kiss asses that literally have no life and trying to find something you might be able to call a friend. if you generally get offended by this you lick your moms tits and if you are in AFJROTC than you have a great future of being a child molester or the NBA(no bitches association or the MVP (the most virgin person)). There's only a very few people that I've met that aren't total ass wipes and poor excuses of a functioning human being that can go one sentence without talking about this absolute abomination of a class. I can make a whole list of people that need to leave the proximity but I don't want the wanna be national guard on my ass.

AFJROTC Kids in St.Martin high only have there dick in there mom and that was during birth.

by nobitches69420 April 28, 2022