Turd Lancer

(Derog.) A person or concept that catapults shit. Usually something displeasing.

Dood 1: So you wanna come party tomorrow night?
Dood 2: Can't man, boss is making me work for someones shift.
Dood 1: What a Turd Lancer!

by AfroNinja April 1, 2008

Whirlwind Lancer

The "co-name" I'll say belonging to Number III in Organization XII - Xaldin.

"Xaldin the Whirlwind Lancer"

by Benevolent Malice October 9, 2008

Lord Lacey

A Egregiously drunken bastard, usually characterized by uttering bullshit, lack of balance, and leading the way to oblivion via a "Jack Sparrow Finger".

Mike had 2 much to drink, now he's Lord Lacey!

by Some Pirate October 17, 2008

Madison Lacey

The coolest chick out. Shes famous.

Friends: "Oh theirs that madd madison lacey chick wow shes so awsome i love her!"

by That sick ass chick August 2, 2009

shoe laced

ugly b!tch's dressed up in slutty halloween costumes. this may be a large costume but tends to look like a shoe lace on the larger girl.

guy 1: o man, this halloween party just got shoe laced!

guy 2: wana go hoggin?
(look up hoggin if you dont understand)

by mr. scott.0 November 19, 2010

Midlothian Laocean

Doing it in the public pool.

GF: Hey, im feelin' dirty and turned on, lets go do a Midlothian Laocean!

BF: Awesome, lets get it on!

by AADrummer!! February 21, 2011

Shoe lace boy

Someone that wears a shoelace as a belt. usually a skateboarder.

DUDE! Check out those shoe lace boys! They are soo HOT!

by Birrd November 16, 2011