The crown jewel of trailer park romance: shotgun a cheap lager in the shower while gettin’ your pole polished, then bust like a busted transmission and douse her dome in leftover brew like she just won a demolition derby. Best served warm, with flip-flops on.
by B-ready May 2, 2025
Get the Lager Loadmug. A term used to describe an intense sexual endurance feat: ejaculating seven times in a single session. Not everyone can pull this one off — To perform the ultimate "Seventh Load Of A Seventh Load" The performer have to be the seventh son in a family. If the said person does not have 6 older brothers, then it's only a "Seventh Load" wich is something totally different.
Example:
“After the sixth round, I thought he was gonna pass out. But nah — turns out he’s the seventh son in his family… dude pulled a Seventh Load of a Seventh Load like it was just another Tuesday.”
“After the sixth round, I thought he was gonna pass out. But nah — turns out he’s the seventh son in his family… dude pulled a Seventh Load of a Seventh Load like it was just another Tuesday.”
by GagnonDeezNuts May 6, 2025
Get the Seventh Load Of a Seventh Loadmug. Preparatory elements being put in place in anticipation of a given finale or big reveal. Can apply to the buildup of a story leading to the climax, or the work put in to facilitate a desired final outcome, etc.
It was obvious the writers were loading the gun by bringing all the storylines together just before the show’s big ending.
by motobat June 25, 2024
Get the Loading the Gunmug. When you gently cum an enormous amount of ample semen onto the surface of a woman's bosom and or facial region.
God damn, the slow release of that dainty load had me coming and bouncing on my boy's dick for hours bouncing on my boy's dick for hours.
by SugarBoogersEatMyDeliciousBoog October 1, 2022
Get the dainty loadmug. damn, bob. tod's been smoking weed, drinking beers and poppin' caps all day today. He's pretty damn loaded right now if you ask me!
by cbchill October 19, 2010
Get the loadedmug. The process of five or more mexicans having an anal orgy while cramped in a vehicle fleeing across the United States border.
by Poopybacon22 October 2, 2015
Get the Loaded burritomug. When the girl sucking you off has to go to work immediately after, so she takes the load of cum along with her.
Getting sucked off and leaves immediately after. As she walks out the door, her mouth is filled with cum.
Getting sucked off and leaves immediately after. As she walks out the door, her mouth is filled with cum.
Girl: I can’t, I gotta go, my Uber will be here soon.
Guy: I’m about to cum, finish me off. (Responds to Uber driver, “I’ll be right there”)
Girl: Okay, I’ll take a load for the road.
Guy: I’m about to cum, finish me off. (Responds to Uber driver, “I’ll be right there”)
Girl: Okay, I’ll take a load for the road.
by Pika McJones March 9, 2019
Get the Load for the roadmug.