kyle shittenhoused

1. A play on the name Kyle Rittenhouse and the term Shithoused.

2. Getting so drunk you do some crazy shit like mobbing across state lines with an AR-15, completely horned up offensively just wanting to cause havoc.

Man I got so Kyle Shittenhoused last night that after the bar I fell asleep in the drive thru at jack in the box and the guy working the window had to wake me up…… didn’t get a DUI though.

by Mike Ballzitch December 29, 2022

Kyle Underwood

A sly daft cow that no one can trust because he lies about everything

Fake friend: your ugly and annoying
Person: omg stop being a kyle Underwood!!🙄

by unknown person sksksksk October 27, 2019

Mr Kyle

A Mr. Kyle is a millennial, a millennial teacher who loves energy drinks.

Anyone: Hey Mr Kyle, I got a new hat
Mr Kyle: RIGHTEOUS DUDE

by oxycodone March 4, 2021

Sam&Kylee

They deserve to be together.

Michaella: get together already

Sam&kylee

by LuckyNut April 4, 2021

kyle ireson

THE BEST MAN, THE TRUE GOAT, THE KING OF WTC

"hey man did you hear kyle ireson is online?"
"No, but thats a big W"

by Afriendheheehehehehe May 8, 2021

Kyle John

Ginger bear beast man of muscular built. Takes no shit from no one.

Hey have you seen the new guy? He's such a Kyle John.

by Anonymous 817 August 26, 2022

Raging Kyle

Raging Kyle

Popping a can of monster off some slag that resembles his mother due to mommy issues, this leads to inserting the can into her ass proceeding to drink the can while smoking a poorly rolled ciggy.

Man that girls got bare back you get me. Man's gunna raging Kyle that shoortie.

by Foreverst0ned-FozzieB3ar September 7, 2022