Boo-boo Kitty Fuck 

After you have smoked a lot of weed and you are so high that you are past the point of saying "I am stoned" or "I am baked"

Basically when you are really really fuckin stoned out of your mind.

Dude, I hit that bong like twenty times, I am Boo-boo Kitty Fuck(ed) right now...

Dude, Pass that bong, I want to get more Boo-boo Kitty Fuck

Boo-boo Kitty Fuck by Thørn February 26, 2009

huberts kitty 

Another word for weed, crack, or at certain times, another word for Barzi (look up barzi for definition)

Pass huberts kitty dude! I hear the shit you bought is awesome!!!

and occasionally...

Stay away from huberts kittie, they always smell terrible and steal your food.

huberts kitty by cheese man123 August 24, 2005

Slap the kitty 

Slap the kitty is a meaning also known for a women touching the sensitive parts of her vagina to give her a orgasam,squirt,or to make her cum.

Last night I was with Jenna and I slap the kitty and she squirt a lot.

Slap the kitty by Mr.Griggle June 1, 2015

Bad Kitty 

When a woman doesn't give you pussy. So you have to break out the spray bottle and squirt her pussy while saying "Bad Kitty" "Bad Kitty" several times.

At the bar the other night, Joe told us.... "Hey guys last night Ashley came over and I thought she was DTF, but she got ice cold. I had to Bad Kitty her till she was wet enough to give me some.

Bad Kitty by Jeff Briggs April 26, 2013

Almost as sexy as Kitty 

A phase used to describe the extremely beautiful.

Wow, That girl over there is almost as sexy as Kitty.

Almost as sexy as Kitty by Dave July 15, 2003

hello kitty tattoo 

An Asshole, as inbetween your anus cheeks.

I work in the mall, and one time a girl wanted hello kitty accessories, so I shit in a bag for her.

She also wanted hello kitty fragrance, so I farted on her.

hello kitty tattoo by Jared n' Chris December 11, 2004

Petting the Kitty 

a) To cautiously treat an individual so not to upset them or anger them.
b) To calm down, listen too, and reassure an agitated person.
c) The process of giving someone upset the ”there, there” pat on the back, for a matter that the upset person has overreacted on.
d) Making someone feel better about their incompetence.

Someone (co-worker, friend, etc) makes a mistake, is terribly upset, but not taking responsibility for their mistake. That "there, there" when not needed but will calm the upset person down so that you don't have to deal with there attitude. You are now petting the kitty to calm them down.

Petting the Kitty by dreamcatcherr9 October 28, 2013