keeps the change

The action of swallowing a man's ejaculatory fluids intentionally, as opposed to the "change slipper".

When she moaned as she ate my pre-cum I was convinced that she would keep the change!

by milfhunter37 March 28, 2003

crypt keeper

the hilarious, creepy, and all around cool host of "tales from the crypt"

The crypt keeper is the shiznit.

by Adrian September 18, 2006

keepin it 100

Staying healthy and on top of your game. 100% in every aspect.

Bob: Whats goin on Johnny?
Johnny: Just keepin it 100, pimpin!

by Andre McCullough January 30, 2007

Keeping it realer

Although some people keep it real, some people keep it realer. Shane is an example of keeping it really, really real. By keeping it really, really real, he does what he wants, when he wants, to whom he wants.

When the homies tried to roll hard on Shane in the HBG, he whipped out his gigantic man-cock and smacked those bitches in their silly faces ...Obviously he was keeping it realer.

by DJ Crunk Face February 8, 2005

Keeper

A keeper defends the three rings in a game of Quiddich. They have to block the Quaffle from entering any of the three rings.

And all he has to do as a Keeper is to make sure that the quaffle doesn't get in. Then we'll win for sure!

by lovehp. May 24, 2010

Keepin' it real

1. To be yourself.
2. To be honest with others about your ideas and feelings, regardless of how it may be taken or perceived.

1.Caucasians defining terms that aren't in their cultural vernacular, or realm of understanding, as a way to demean members of another culture or group is a sign of being a racist ass-hat...and that's just "Keepin' it real".

by Keypinitreel May 20, 2009

keepr

computer gawd

keepr - a strange being from another world keepr is one of those strange things that can be commonly found on the internet. no one really knows who he is, or where he lives, but one thing is for sure...this person is no mere mortal.

(note: you are doing a good job buddy.
no complaints here)

by d May 30, 2004