upper middle class kid 

A kid that isn’t rich but isn’t middle class and isn’t poor, a kid that has a good amount of expensive things, but not too many. A kid that for the most part lives a great life and gets what he wants all the time, don’t get me wrong he doesn’t get it at that very moment.

I got a lot of shit but I ain’t flexin I’m a upper middle class kid!

upper middle class kid by Anonymous02062005 November 11, 2017

Brandon the foster kid 

A dude Brandon I used to live with who worked for fosters moving. He hated it and quit after day 1.

Person 1: "hey where's Brandon? "
Person 2: "who? "
Person 1: "Brandon the Foster kid"

Brandon the foster kid by TakePissGang December 4, 2019

Richard and Jayden kid 

Jayden and Richard had a kid after last night and they named it "pls do me gud"

Richard and Jayden kid was sad because there mom and dad were doing leap frog without him.

Richard and Jayden kid by bigboy#883092720 November 29, 2021

Burger King Kid's Club 

A parody of what corporate marketing execs believe a "diverse" society would be like.

Created by fast food giant Burger King, this group of friends contains every single race/gender/orientation imaginable.

You got the black kid, the mexican kid, the autistic 4chan user, the basic white bitch, the dyke, the cripple, the nerdy jew and a fucking dog to top it all off.

No group of friends on earth look like this. It only exists in the wet dreams of college professors and fast food peddlers.

Every movie and entertainment product created after the year 2010 must contain this exact ratio of characters.

The global elite will not stop until every high school looks like a Burger King Kid's Club.

The Marvel Cinematic Universe contains a Burger King Kid's Club of characters.

Burger King Kid's Club by pokebot July 8, 2022

quirky emo kid 

The weirdest person you'll ever meet. Quirky emo kids are, as the name says, extremely emo. They try to act "cool" by being quirky and emo, but end up failing miserably. They always have a lot of people who are crushing on them, for some reason. However, smart people know to stay away from quirky emo kids.

Person 1: "Hey, you know Jason right?"
Person 2: "Yeah. Half the girls in school are crushing on him."
Person 1: "I don't know why, he's such a quirky emo kid."
Person 2: "Couldn't agree more."

quirky emo kid by anothergirlwithissues January 15, 2023

Rent-A-Kid 

Rent-a-kids are usually the result
of the friendship between a non-rental
bringing around a friend and the friend
never leaves because their home
life sucks (in their eyes); and you feed them. They are alot like ferrel cats. If you give them the attention they crave and feed them enough, they stake claim of your couch/spare room/any flat surface with in your home deemed comfortable enough for sleep. Of course, like ferrel cats, they can be very vocal about their new family and consequently attract more rentals. When this happens, you're homestead
gets cute little nicknames from your
people, such as "Angie's Home for
Wayward Boys"

Picking up dinner on the way home, how many rent-a-kids are at the house?

Ok kiddo, here's the rules. You sleep here for more than 3 consecutive nights, your status defaults to "rent-a-kid" and are automatically thrown into the chore rotation. Tonight you got kitchen duty.

Rent-A-Kid by Bayside_Beebs May 8, 2023

YouTube Shorts Kid

A kid that is addicted/too into YouTube shorts, and tends to say the newest (or reuploaded) memes out loud.

Person: “Hey, what’s up?”

Shorts Kid: *looking at phone* OMG HAHA SPINNING CHIP MEME *T-poses* 1 2 BUCKLE MY SHOEEEE 3 4 BUCKLE SOME MORE-

Person: Ugh, he is such a YouTube Shorts Kid.

YouTube Shorts Kid by Alexander_7777 June 14, 2023