Johnny Morris

Leprechaun

Johnny Morris looks like a leprechaun.

by santa!!!!!! November 28, 2011

Johnny Rag

The piece of cloth/rag one ejaculates into as a last resort because there is nowhere else to do it without making a mess

"Last night I was watching a movie with Megan Fox and I got my Johnny rag ready in case things got cray cray!!"

by saigon22 June 17, 2012

Johnny Cabbing

Posing as a cab driver to commit sexual offences.

Jimmy got caught Johnny Cabbing last night. He's probably going to get 15 years.

by Pentathalon July 5, 2012

Johnny Vegas Syndrome

A crippling business disorder that strikes leaders of any sex, race, ethnicity, or size usually following a great success or triumph or sale, etc. Characterized by an exaggerated swagger, metaphorical swinging of chains, and Rat Pack screen savers. Symptoms include unbearably inflated sense of self and an undignified belief that you are bigger than yourself and the community that surrounds you.

He had all the symptoms of Johnny Vegas Syndrome: he just sold a business for a huge profit and was strutting about the office thinking about the next big thing - not realizing he was making people angry with his act of "I'm the God of business".

by onken015 April 19, 2013

johnny knocker

an individual who tit fucks... ...in Great Britain.

Timothy was a real johnny knocker, Maria was not pleased with her husbands particular partiality.

by edward van blankenstien June 12, 2013

johnny-about-town

A person who is in-the-know, a social scenester, always about-and-about, ahead of the social curve.

He's a johnny-about-town, always on the scene.

by wordonthestreet October 25, 2013

Johnny Applegenes

Is one who spreads his genes througout his path with an orgasmic arm thrust and sow it grows. (E.G. Kobe Bryant, Adrian Peterson, maybe Bill Cosby)

Dude, you've got kids all over the place like Johnny Applegenes.

by B.dawg December 15, 2014