Any lewd act of public indecency committed with a Calmac ferry operator. Named after the public showers at the Ullapool ferry terminal.
by Suburban reactionary May 31, 2021
Get the ullapool showermug. after your boss gives you a hard time at work and your spouse gives you a hard time when you get home you just want to take a shower and drink a margarita.
Mark: I have had a rough day at work and now my wife is mad at me. I need to take a margarita shower and relax.
by threefingers June 25, 2021
Get the Margarita Showermug. A shower that serves only the purpose of cleaning yourself, without having to worry about any sexual or romantic activities that one of the showerers might expect from the other.
Max and Clara just finished their daily 10k run. As they came home they were only up for a functional shower together, as gas prices keep on staggering...
by LuckyNumberSl3vin July 13, 2022
Get the Functional Showermug. by Only facts here April 9, 2020
Get the 1hr showermug. A shower honey a term to describe the fecund brew that gathers around the perimiters of the shower drain, most commonly made up of common house hold and bodily materials (ie toenails, toe gunk, toe hairs, toe fingers, toe rings)
First recorded use of the the term dates back to the year 1307, in the only remaining manuscript of "Oh, Ye Fungus Amongus" by the mysterious Legumis Labotomus LaTapped III (Houghton Mifflin & Sons, et al, 1982)
First recorded use of the the term dates back to the year 1307, in the only remaining manuscript of "Oh, Ye Fungus Amongus" by the mysterious Legumis Labotomus LaTapped III (Houghton Mifflin & Sons, et al, 1982)
"hey michael, I was taking a shower lastnight and couldnt help but notice the shower honey you left behind"
by vitaminwateronice June 7, 2018
Get the shower honeymug. A shower omelette is what remains after your piping hot, fresh ejaculate hits the hot water of your shower and is fried like an egg and sausage plate from Waffle House.
"Man, I really wish our suitemates would clean their shower omelettes off the bottom of the tub. Last night I stepped in one, slipped, and fell face first into another one."
by Michael, from Maudlin High October 4, 2017
Get the shower omelettemug. A person who crys or complains so much or so often that they can literally take a shower using their own tears.
by hawaii hates you July 18, 2017
Get the Snider Showermug.