immitation crab meat

A person who is a Ho and tries to get with you but you have class so you reject their sexual offer.

After being asked if i would like to fuck this street thug i looked at him and said " i want some real dick not your immitation crab meat, " I said i wanted to go to pound town not disney land.

by CAckbloxer September 2, 2019

Immachore

An undesirable task performed in a childish and passive-aggressive manner.

My husband is such a whiny baby everytime I ask him to take out the trash. This is an example of a long list of his immachores.

by Tood Smooth October 4, 2019

immaculate conception academy

Icgay ass school known for having ugly bitches coz they be the ones getting caught up. work. ugly ass uniforms period.

Damn you go to Immaculate Conception Academy? But you’re too pretty to go there.

by yb_thenun October 16, 2019

immaculate direction

When you have no idea what your doing or where your going but it just feels right!

I had no idea what the deal was with theese people but it feels like immaculate direction so I’m gonna just go with it!

by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself November 26, 2019

Immature

Someone who looks up the word “immature” on urban dictionary.

Bill: “Why don’t you look up immature on urban dictonary?”
Tom: “Because that would be immature”

by Hey_Its_Jo❤️❤️❤️ November 30, 2019

Imma geek you

When someone acts like an idiot you roast them

Yo boi Ben, if you don’t get on your chopping stew imma geek you

by CocoWanttheSmoKe December 2, 2019

imma clap this

1. Im gonna fucking do/win this
2. this will get me off

"dude imma clap this game"

by spike___ November 5, 2019