Your mom

An incredibly beautiful woman on the inside and out whose sole goal in life is to live long and prosperously off of positivity, self-acceptance, and the subcutaneous and visceral fat reserves in her body.

Your mom is so cool that absolute zero warms her up.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

Your mother

What someone says when asked what are you doing

Hey LeBron you suck, what are you doing
Your mother

by Thai-Jun August 14, 2015

Your mother.

Something polite you say when you dont know what too say

waiter: what would you like to eat?
you: hmmm, ill think about it. Your mother.

by material gworl xx January 19, 2022

Your mom

A. the person who raised you

B. The person who left you on the door step of the orphanage

C. My drug dealer

D. The most clevor come back of all time...(sarcasm)

Can you ask your mom if she has my cocaine that I need to buy

by The old lady at the orphanage February 10, 2014

Your Mom

An incredibly attractive woman. She turns heads when she walks in a room, and her ass is so fat it make people tear up. ;-;

"Your mom is so hot"
"ikr"

by An account June 3, 2022

your mom

Is a raging homosexual.
She told me last night when I attempted to bang her.

Whose that raging homosexual?

Your mom

by yourmom(ha ah) May 2, 2011

Your mom

A fat ugly creature that's entitled and complains about everything. Also a boomer who talks to them self and repeat everything they say about 69 times.

Random 1: who's your main in super smash bros
Random 2: your mom
Random 3: oooooh he got yo fat momma there
Random4: lol

by Uhhhyourmom68 February 9, 2020