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ironed

To destroy, as in an act of war where a building is shelled or bombed.
"The Assad regime ironed Homs"
by legitrandolph March 3, 2022
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An internet rule dictating that those who condemn and demonize fan service for normal, sane people often define themselves as queer or as LGBTQ "allies".

Such individuals will often engage in gaslighting tactics, equating physically attractive female characters to pornography or maintain that ugly or masculine-looking female characters are better because of "realism", even in otherwise fantastical settings and despite the escapist nature of fiction. This is a bizarro mirror image of conservative Christian puritanism that such people often found themselves opposed to in previous decades.
"OMG, what do you care what Mary Jane Watson looks like? Shut up, your porn-brained incel!"
"You have pronouns and pride flags in your twitter bio and your likes are full of futa. The Iron Law of Bizarro Queer Puritanism remains undefeated."
by JD_543975834 January 1, 2024
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Tiny iron

A very small but a very hard penis.
"Eh, I guess I can ride that it's a tiny iron."
by Quandale jigglenut June 24, 2022
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gotz of the iron hand

Sorry did you mean medieval FUCKING THANOS 2.0
So what do you think would happen if gotz of the iron hand snapped?
by GutsyYoyoMaster June 6, 2019
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Iron Vacuum

The motion getting oral sex from a vacuum cleaner with Lysol as a lubricator and then pouring melted iron on your pussy once you cum to get a mold of your orgasming pussy.
Bob- Hey Chloe, what are you using tonight?
Chloe- Im gonna use my iron vacuum.
Bob- oh cool!!
by THEONE209 February 2, 2020
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Bending over Ass's Bending over Ass's doubjrag iron fist ganbjrasterides gamobjrasterides. 🎠🎡🎢. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine. Benningfield junior over Ass's Benningfield junior over Ass's.
I invented and made and created and started benjrovgamobjrastass benjrovganbjrastass doubjrag iron fist ganbjrasteride gamobjrasteride.By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
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Iron museum

The proper name for a gym. A palace of gains.
Roberto and Fabio hit up the iron museum every day so they can get yuge.
by daltonjfk August 30, 2019
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