Verb. The act ejaculating on an erect penis. Can be a solo endeavor, but usually follows vaginal and/or anal missionary sex. See also; Greasing the Pole, and Buttered Sausage.
I accidentally walked in on Gerald “painting the shaft” after he pulled out of Mikey’s asshole and nutted all over his boner.
by Grundlethunder October 21, 2025
Get the Painting the Shaftmug. John was always known for the emotional depth of his screenplays, but his most recent work is said to be his first would wolf painting; during an interview he told journalists that he woke up in a full sweat and changed by the events of his dream.
by qaptoR July 30, 2021
Get the wolf paintingmug. Saying this phrase will get you sent to Facebook jail. Source: Personal experience. Refers to: the game Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion and the quest “A Brush With Death” where you enter a painting and fight painted trolls which will drop painted troll fat when killed.
I follow a gibberish page on Facebook and decided to randomly comment “painted troll fat” which got me sent to Facebook jail. I got 3 days for my 3rd offense for equally stupid reasons. Thanks mods!
by Zozothecat July 22, 2021
Get the Painted troll fatmug. by Spice cowboy February 8, 2023
Get the Paint jobmug. a term used by magician's to hide something in plain sight so it blends in or to make something invisible socially
by im the ded man May 28, 2023
Get the hiding it by painting it redmug. To paint, write, or otherwise mark upon any structure, vehicle, or surface, in order to protest fascism of anykind.
Damn, did you see what happened to the cyber truck? Someone gave it a Roman Paint Job because fElon Musk is a NAZI!
by Anonymous Painter March 11, 2025
Get the Roman Paint Jobmug. When a junkie accidentally wipes the soot and ash from smoking smack (H) on tinfoil across their face, resembling war paint.
by McCarthy giagantadick January 8, 2022
Get the Junkie war paintmug.