Im going to touch you

Tiktoks way of threatening to touch someone without their own agreement.
Guy 1 "Yo dude wyd?"
Guy 2 "Im going to touch you."
Guy 1 "What is wrong with you, you are such a weirdo dude, You need to stop it, This isnt even funny anymore."
by SwonglerMan September 04, 2024
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im ejaculate

When you're ejaculate
Lady is pretty Im ejaculate for half an hour
by Canadian doltwad May 14, 2022
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person one: Im litterally gonna kms i hate myself so much and i just want it to all end, anyways im secretly adolf hitler

person two: wait your secretly who?
by Xx.Jazzy_Jasper.xX November 30, 2023
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used by people on tiktok as a reaction to a mildly funny tiktok that apon reading will instatly make the video unfunny.
"BRO HELP IM SHITTING (random object/thing)"
"i can guarentee you typed this with a straight face shut up"
by englishgenius January 14, 2024
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a term for when you want to jack the fuck outta your um how do i say this you may call it you bizz your donkey your bush with a branch or if your weird you say cock
person 1:yo bro can i borrow your phone so i can watch xx- i mean call mom
person 2: uhhh sure?
person 1: man im bouta beat the SKIN off my meat
by nigger\nigga\negro May 06, 2023
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im off a bar

im off a bar right now bluhd. I hit that shit hella 🤪
by gangster14 May 16, 2019
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