A Tinder strategy in which you match with overweight women with attractive facial features, seduce them, add them on Snapchat and the Gram, and wait to see if they eventually lose enough weight to smash. Especially effective on women who have recently had kids and are losing baby weight. Tactic is not to be used on thick women, who should be smashed as soon and as hard as possible.
1. I hog tagged this heffer who said she 'likes to run and work out,' but it looks like she's only lost 5 pounds... I'll check back on her next year.
2. Damn girl, those stretch marks are fire... I'm starting to love hog tagging.
2. Damn girl, those stretch marks are fire... I'm starting to love hog tagging.
by SDIII April 26, 2019
Get the Hog Taggingmug. “Did you Timmy?”
“No.”
“He had a large load busted in his ass.”
“Man, that guy must be a Hog-Lover.”
“No.”
“He had a large load busted in his ass.”
“Man, that guy must be a Hog-Lover.”
by FudgePacker44 July 22, 2023
Get the Hog-Lovermug. 1. a greedy person.
2. a large motorcycle, in particular a Harley Davidson.
3. a young sheep before the first shearing.
4. keep or use all of (something) for oneself in an unfair or selfish way.
2. a large motorcycle, in particular a Harley Davidson.
3. a young sheep before the first shearing.
4. keep or use all of (something) for oneself in an unfair or selfish way.
1. "Don't be such a hog; leave some cake for the others."
2. She revved the engine of her hog, the deep rumble echoing down the street.
3. The farmer carefully separated the hog from the older ewes.
4. "he never hogged the limelight"
2. She revved the engine of her hog, the deep rumble echoing down the street.
3. The farmer carefully separated the hog from the older ewes.
4. "he never hogged the limelight"
by Arminkshipper April 15, 2025
Get the hogmug. The act of taking your penis and dipping the tip of it into an alcoholic Baja Blast from Taco Bell to prevent premature ejaculation.
"I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and thought I was gonna nut 5 minutes in. Luckily I was able to pull out the old frosty hog and it was smooth sailing from there."
by frosty pete January 3, 2025
Get the frosty hogmug. Referring to your penis after a long night of drinking then going out to purpously sleep with large women in competition with your friends to see who can sleep with the most in one night.
by firebill July 14, 2011
Get the Hog Augermug. by Jippy Dimes February 28, 2022
Get the alabama bush hogmug. Oy! I tried to give you a hug and all I got was this hand drenched in hog sap
"You're going about has wreaked you of hog sap!"
"You're going about has wreaked you of hog sap!"
by Idontmow July 16, 2025
Get the Hog sapmug.