happy shit

When someone is taking a shit at work on the clock.

A guy I used to work with told me that he was going take a "happy shit". I asked, " what's that"? And he replied, that's when you are getting paid to shit.

by scottyd62 July 23, 2016

Happenis

It means that you are happy by dick.

My mom: You know what this dick fills me with? HAPPENIS.

by *Jorge* September 17, 2020

hizzy haps

The news of the day. Used as a salutation, asking what is new in one's life.

Hey man, what's the hizzy haps?

by Bobby Bobbleton March 28, 2005

Pack Happy

When the over excitement of moving house gets the better of you and you end up packing things you still need.

"Where the hell is the toilet roll"? "Oh, i got 'pack happy' and packed it in box 1349".

by SandG August 25, 2012

Pure Happiness

Happiness is ever-increasing satisfaction, with pure happiness being such unhalted, like downing a good roll and not feeling any queasiness, or enjoying a song more each time it's heard.

Pure Happiness is the best and probably most difficult goal.

by JamesJet March 5, 2017

Pix or it didnt happen

To Blame someone of not having enough proof to back up what they are saying, FUNNY AS HELL TO SAY!

I had sex last night!

PIX OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN NOOB!

by Tomisvictorious December 22, 2009

Crazy Random Happen Stance

An unbelievable coincidence which may or may not be truly random. Origins: random happening or circumstance.

Dr. Horrible: Hey, isn't this weird? I ordered one frozen yogurt and they gave me two. You don't happen to like frozen yogurt do you?
Penny: I love it!
Dr. Horrible: You're kidding. What a crazy random happen stance!

by Supernova4 March 8, 2011